To bag and tag someone means to literally put a bag over their face and then engage in sexual intercourse (Tag-it). Bag and Tag is used when the person has a smoking body but a really ugly face (kind of like it was beaten repeatedly with a tennis racket). Bagging and Tagging can also work when you are bored of screwing the same person and you place a bag over their face and pretend that its someone else.
Bob "Dude, I'm sooo tired"
Joe "That's not what your mom said last night"
Dude "Dude, my mom is old and ugly"
Joe "Bag it and tag it"
Joe "That's not what your mom said last night"
Dude "Dude, my mom is old and ugly"
Joe "Bag it and tag it"
by Larged ball man December 20, 2008

by whatevvv February 22, 2009

To put a paper bag over the head of a cosmetically-challenged woman (esp. a butterface) and then give it to her like she was Brooke Burke.
She had gigantic boobies, and a gigantic gap between her front teeth...so I bagged her and tagged her!
by r00fles April 24, 2003

Guy 1: are we going out?
Guy 2: yes
Guy 3: can’t wait to get that poon
Guy 4: alright boys bag ‘em and tag ‘em
Guy 2: yes
Guy 3: can’t wait to get that poon
Guy 4: alright boys bag ‘em and tag ‘em
by DJABBYCHRIST October 6, 2019

a group of chavs decide to pick on a couple normal guys, little do the chavs know that one of the guys is world boxing champ and has a can of whoop ass in his hand.
the other guy then says to his mate lets rag em, bag em 'n' tag em.
the other guy then says to his mate lets rag em, bag em 'n' tag em.
by alx potham April 21, 2008

Step 1 remove bag of wine from box
Step 2 define who is it
Step 3 tag someone with the bag of wine, either by hitting them with it or throwing it at them
Step 4 its now their turn to be it and they must chugg from the bag
Step 2 define who is it
Step 3 tag someone with the bag of wine, either by hitting them with it or throwing it at them
Step 4 its now their turn to be it and they must chugg from the bag
by RKAUSERRN February 2, 2018

by St2rbird April 16, 2024
