The Badger Incident of 1994. 

A misunderstanding between the Badger and Myself. People who experience this also report that they "didn't know that fireworks were badger compatible".

I am so sorry about that The Badger Incident of 1994.

The Badger Incident of 1994. by Aagixaa January 6, 2021

Honey Badger Swag 

When you go out in public, dressed in a nonchalant fashion. You don't care about your physical appearance nor do you care about the coordination of the clothing you are wearing. Just like honey badger, you don't care.

Greg: Hey Isaac, what happened this morning? You are wearing plaid shorts with a fanel top plus sandals with knee high socks. And what happened to your hair? Did you wake up late?
Isaac: No, I just got that Honey Badger Swag

Honey Badger Swag by GoldenBears707 May 27, 2012

Cuddle badger 

A cuddle badger is a person holding a blackbelt in the Art of Cuddling. He/she is VERY persistent & will hold you accountable in the area of cuddle quotas. While the cuddle badger's cousin, the honey badger, doesn't "give a shit", this cute badger DOES. The cuddle badger's favourite prey would be unsuspecting "bad-boys" or distant women.

"I came home from work last night & the girlfriend got all cuddle badger on me!"

"She's a little too cuddle badger to me. She can't keep her hands off me in public for heaven's sakes!"

Cuddle badger by Laurie Vuitton September 23, 2012

boo boo badger 

We all know one... It's like if you have a friend who gets hurt all the time, but its not really a big deal; paper cut, bruise here or there... but they might as well be admitted to the ICU because the way they keep talkin' bout... every 2minutes it's a huge deal. They don't hesitate in bringing it up, tellin' everybody the serious ordeal they went through and how they got da injury. But everybody knows its not a big deal because their a "boo boo badger"

Casey was being a "boo boo badger" all day, after cutting her lip on the grape freeze pop... Last week it was her cankle she rolled in her high tops what a "boo boo badger" shut up already!

boo boo badger by AtreyuD03 December 10, 2009

Badger Face 

A Facebook event in which over 1000 people changed their profile pictures to a vicious Honey Badger for one week in April 2012. The page received mainly abuse, this was because over 50,000 people were invited and found it hard to leave the event, resulting in endless notifications.

Man 1 - 'Hey man, have you joined Badger Face?'
Man 2 - 'Hell no, once I was invited I couldn't leave and I kept getting notifications!'

Badger Face by JoeM820 October 1, 2012

rural badger 

a joyful person who sometimes gets a little overexcited

John was being a bit of a rural badger as he skipped around the playground and jumped upon his friends' backs.

rural badger by Pigeonface1708 February 13, 2023

Porn Badger 

Like every holiday has a mascot, Christmas = Santa, Easter = the Easter Bunny, St. Patrick's Day = Leprechaun, etc... Porn has the Porn Badger. Specifically the Porn Badger is responsible for the random, used, thrown out porn young teenagers find on the street, side walk or bushes. This is usually some of the first times Porn has been seen by these teenagers, and creats a vivid experience. And like most holiday related mascots, the Porn Badger fades away once these teenagers realize where that nasty used porn actually came from...

Johnny and Dave were walking down the sidewalk when they saw an amazing torn in half Hustler Magizine that the Porn Badger had left behind for them.

Porn Badger by Ira Goldbaum September 19, 2009