grown man baby

When you dress your infant son in adult-like clothing such as jeans and collared shirts such that they look like a miniature grown man.

Look at that little grown man baby!

by skb1212 July 4, 2014

homeless hairy man baby

Elia V.

A child of many mysteries, a phenomenon, may have come from Area 51

Oh my god, Elia, the homeless hairy man baby is coming!!

by uncookedgarbanzobean9 July 28, 2019

I am a giant man baby gay boy

A phrase that you put as your friend's status when they forget to log out of their Facebook.

I forgot to log out of my facebook yesterday, and when i logged in this morning, my status was "I am a giant man baby gay boy."

by orofino high school January 26, 2011

Man baby

A grown ass man who still lives w his parents and sponges off them not paying any bills.

Travis is a man baby cause he's 30 and still lives with daddy..

by Bobett Hard April 24, 2020

Man Baby

A Man Baby is a fat little child, they mostly live with their parent's in the basement... the last letter of their name usually ends with two T's they also cry a lot.

Is that fat little man baby downstairs?

by A manbaby April 12, 2020

Eagle Man Baby Sauce

What your "friend" says when he is just blazed

*robot unicorn attack playing in background* "Eagle Man Baby Sauce" {friend} What? {you}

by dumbdick October 27, 2010

baby man child

It's a baby that looks like an old man. Or an adolescent male who attempts to act like he is grown but in turn appears even younger than he is.

Google Image "baby jesus baroque paintings" and you'll see

(ex. 1)
Ben: Did you see that baby over there? Totally looks like an old man!
Jerry: That's a baby man child!

(ex. 2)
Amy: That freshman over there thinks he's so cool, he's bragging about how many girls he got with last night.
Caleb: It makes him seem like he's still in middle school, such a baby.
Cara: That makes him a baby man child!

by your.hugh.jass September 26, 2013