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Baby seal

When a man "or woman" clubs an attractive member from the opposite sex in the head and either throws them in a duffle bag or in their trunk and proceeds to drag them back to their home. Also known as "the caveman"
Mike "baby sealed" that bitch and took her back to his cave
by Jephjeff January 3, 2020
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baby seal

Pre-adult aquatic animal of the Phocidae and Otariidae families. The baby seal, or hippie-o-meter is a measure of how much a hippy an individual (or a group, but it mostly reflects the dominant figure in the group) is.

Should they relentlessly talk about baby seals and the torture they endure, having to watch thier mothers die so their tears can be collected etc., then it is acceptable to call them a hippy.


Also, it is a mormon wedding.
When i see hippies, I like to tell them about my weekend job as a baby seal clubber.
by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
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Baby Seal

by That One Joe August 28, 2011
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dead baby seal

Every time you divide by zero, you make a dead baby seal.
by godofbc January 20, 2011
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clubbing the baby seal

i walked into jeffs room and he was clubbing the baby seal and i was all like thats distugusting
by snow4fun April 6, 2011
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baby seal in french

" hehe baby seal in french"

"Oh thats bebe phoque"
by dietrash May 24, 2021
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Baby seal treatment

Those rioters deserve the baby seal treatment.
by princeofd 666 June 3, 2016
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