babies in the face

What any whore deserves if she's not paying attention during a blow job.

Chrissy pays close attention most of the time but if she doesn't watch it she'll get some ''babies in the face''

by Tdirty September 18, 2007

Face Babies

The act of two people making out to the point it seems plausible that their faces could have made babies together.

They must have made 15 face babies at formal.

Did you see them making face babies in the living room? Nicely done.

by TSSM December 3, 2011

Face Baby

Making a baby with a girl by ejaculating on the girls face.

Hutch: "I just made a baby two nights ago..."
Hollywood: "On her face"
Hutch: "We made a face baby..... You ever cum on a girls face Nanners?"
SeaNanners: "No (Laugh) I haven't"
Hutch: "I Have"

by Bhindo June 15, 2011

baby chocolate face

A baby chocolate face can be achieved by first having anal intercourse with a pregnant woman followed by vaginal intercourse. The feces at the end of the penis touches the fetus' face, hence baby chocolate face.

That pregnant woman just received a baby chocolate face.

by jdrama11 July 19, 2009

Face Baby

When someone makes you laugh so hard or makes you so excited, the only thing left to do is make babies with their face.

Lindsay-"my boyfriend is SO funny! I just want to make A Face Baby with him!!"

Robbert-"So my girlfriend said she wants to make Face Babies. But the problem is, I have a really hairy chin. I'm afraid they'll turn out like trolls!"

See: Facegasm

by Lintu Marie August 20, 2008

face babies

face babies: Pronounciation ('fAs - 'bA-bEs)

n. a protrusion of the face usually resulting from PMS or oily skin. Can be dime sized to quarter sized. Also known as pimples.

Example: Make sure he doesn't have any face babies before you give him your number!

by Keigh-Tee December 15, 2008

cunt baby fuck face

Snooki's real name.

What is snooki's real name? Cunt baby fuck face

by s9359 November 23, 2010