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barnicle cleaner

After having unprotected sex with a girl and you bust in her afterward you proceed to go down on her and attempt to suck the jizz from her box thus "cleaning her barnicle"
"Last night I had no rubbers but my girl said it was all good as long as I pull out i totally forgot so I had to give her a Barnicle Cleaner; it sucked my lips are still salty"
by MARCO THE MAGNIFICO August 23, 2006
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Barnice

Barnice is a mix between "bernaise" (the sauce) and the word "Nice". Barnice is used to describe awesome and cool things, or when something good happens to you.
This pizza is barnice!
An A on my exam?!? BARNICE!
by Dhe Kraken May 20, 2010
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Barnied Out

Used to describe a person drunk beyond recognition. Originated after seeing a person at the bars face so red it was almost purple like barnies.
Me and my boy where Barnied Out the other night at the bar.
by MikeSpace November 13, 2007
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Barnification

1. The idea that we all don't advance much above that stupid Barney the Dinosaur song, "I love you..." The most popular "musicans" sing simple stupid songs while gyrating around the stage in strange outfits putting on bizarre performances, distracting people from the fact that they have no actual musical talent...Yet everyone sings along as if it's brilliant, just like three year olds to Barney.
2. The ability of people to do or believe whatever everyone else is telling them to do or believe without thinking for themselves
Watching Rianna drag her finger along the bottom string of a guitar while people in the audience were "awed" by her guitar playing talent, I realized Barnification was in full force.
by Keelster August 14, 2010
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Barnicle Cleaner

After a member of the "Dirty Sailor" sailing crew has lowered his sweaty members into "Bukkake Resevoir" in order to "Drop Anchor" - the man-glazed testicles will be served up to the eager whale for thorough cleansing.
Captain MikeC raised the coated anchor towards the awaiting hungry mouth of Rikki Lake for a full dose of the "Barnicle Cleaner".
by Mike - Mike - Ryan January 3, 2006
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cock barnicle

The open sores on the penis. Used as a derogatory reference.
by Ganga July 3, 2005
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bjarni

The rarest and most exotic name of all times. The name Bjarni is also used in our daily lives, To describe ultimate satisfaction or to describe someone who really cares and likes to save someone pixels.. Also one of the best pkers in all of Runescape A MMORPG
If only i had the name Bjarni... I just bjarni'd in my pants.. You are such a bjarni *hug*. Timmy, if you train enough one day you might become as good as that Bjarni.
by saeringarmadurinn January 12, 2010
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