Brokeback Mountain

The trademark play of the Dallas Cowboys, but not one used during any football game. Instead, this is a play they run in the locker room after, win or lose that involves the entire team stripping naked, finding a partner and beginning to wrestle each other. The winner of this 1v1 is crowned when they successfully butt fuck their opponent. Round 2 begins on top of the pile of butt fucked bodies and this process is rinsed and repeated until there is a mountain of bodies, with one lone winner on top of the mountain, balls deep in the peak

Cowboy's fan 1: Man, I can't believe that we choked again this playoff, I thought this was our year man!

Cowboy's fan 2: I know, but at least the team can play brokeback mountain now.

Cowboy's fan 1: OMG, that's my favorite play

Brokeback Mountain by anonymous December 16, 2023

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Brokeback Mountain

The trademark play of the Dallas Cowboys, but not one used during any football game. Instead, this is a play they run in the locker room after, win or lose that involves the entire team stripping naked, finding a partner and beginning to wrestle each other. The winner of this 1v1 is crowned when they successfully butt fuck their opponent. Round 2 begins on top of the pile of butt fucked bodies and this process is rinsed and repeated until there is a mountain of bodies, with one lone Cowboy on top, balls deep in the peak

Cowboys Fan 1: Ahhh man, we choked in the play-offs again.

Cowboys Fan 2: I know, but at least 'dem boys get to hold their heads high as they head to the locker room for their final play, the Brokeback Mountain.

Cowboys Fan 1: God, what I would give to be at the bottom of that mountain

Brokeback Mountain by anonymous December 17, 2023

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Brokeback-mountain

Someone who fucked himself up while doing something or who got fucked up by someone else.

- Hey dude, what happened to you ?
- Argh, that dude fucked me up last night, Harsh
- haha, you're just a brokeback-mountain guy !! ewwww

Brokeback-mountain by LowiK January 14, 2009

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brokeback mountain ass nigga

This clever word was developed using the popular movie Brokeback Mountain, and its gay characteristics, as well as lingo from the hood to describe a friend that is acting gay or being a bitch.

John: Leave me alone!
Tyler: You a brokeback mountain as nigga!

Tyler: I'm not going out tonight, I want to stay home to watch Tope Chef and make pan broiled halibut.
Julie: You're being a complete brokeback mountain ass nigga!

brokeback mountain ass nigga by silverstreaks2004 December 19, 2009

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Brokeback Mountain Boys

Boys who get a little too into the idea of a bromance. They make strange noises when their together and like eachother too much...

the boys on our floor are totally Brokeback Mountain Boys

Brokeback Mountain Boys by i.like.straight.boys February 10, 2010

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Brokeback mountain syndrome

Brokeback mountain syndrome is when someone thinks all cowboys are gay ever since the movie brokeback mountain. even though most cowboys are anti homosexuals.

guy 1:haha look at that guy in the cowboy hat. what a queer.

cowboy: "walks up and decks guy 1 in face"

guy 1: shit sorry man i just got caught up in brokeback mountain syndrome.

Brokeback mountain syndrome by cowboy up 1970 March 8, 2011

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