Braeden

a terribly mean, obnoxious man who only cares about himself, his slut and his dog
doesnt care about anyones feelings as long as he gets sum

S E X

also refereed too as (insert barf noise here)

oh look theirs (insert barf noise here)
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dont look theirs too many moles on the Braeden

by noonelikehim September 24, 2011

braeden

someone with fancy ears who cries fancy tears, who is usually employed by some particular pasta restaurant. due to his fancy ways, he is confined to the kitchen area as he is hungover 75% of the time, all the time.

man, jeff totally braeden-ed it up last night.

by spaggotmaggot October 3, 2011

Braeden

He is a nice genuine person but talks to many girls at the same time. He’s really nice and he’ll talk to you about almost anything but if you talk to him too much he’ll get annoyed and keep playing on his ps4 with his friends.

“Aww that guy is so sweet, but he talks to so many girls”
“Yeah he’s probably a braeden”

by Hey bitchessss June 18, 2020

Braeden

A caring, loving man who is kind to everybody and wants to be friends with you. If he is wearing his zip-down jacket he is quiet and does not talk much, but if he is wearing short sleeves, he is ready to party. He depends on others to keep him going. He loves music, baseball, and hanging out with friends. He is also destined for a girl named Katie.

That guy Braeden, He's so weird but so hot at the same time

by wordmandudeperson December 9, 2021

braeden

braeden- typically a guy with a boyish prick. usually about 4 feet tall, and is known to be a hobbit. he's a complete asshole to others to make up for his little size. girls named ashley likes to shit on his life. did i mention he has a small weiner?

i hope your reading this, braeden.
you piece of shit. (:

oh, and by the way..he has a really ugly car.

ashley: god, i hate braeden. he's such a dick!
audra: maybe he's being a big dick to make up the size of his little one.
audra and ashley: AHAHA.
....
audra: i want some Arbys.

by ASHLEY&AUDRA May 20, 2010

Braeden

The most handsome boy ever and will always be there for you. He will bring you joy. He has a six pack and some great arms. He has hands that you will want to hold forever. And a voice that will make your heart melt. He will always make you smile. He is also a great pillow.

Braeden is the love of my life.
Braeden is the best thing that has ever happened to me.

by heheh1] November 1, 2020

Braeden

Breaden is a funny guy whos pretty good at football but has massive zits on his face he also laugh like a motorcycle flying past you on the street hes also in love with strawberry shortcake hes strawberry hair is distracting

He’s such a braeden

by someone who thinks haegens gay May 1, 2019