Drinking the Bong Water

verb: when you or someone else says or does something foolish.

What he said is crazy, he definitely is drinking the bong water.

by cherpdaherp March 2, 2023

water bong

The water bong is a smoking device designed for smoking tobacco or(smokable) narcotics (i.e.Marijuana, methamphetamine, rock (or "crack") cocaine, hashish, Di-Methyl Triptamine(DMT), etc.). Water bongs generally have six parts...The smoke tube, the suck tube, the bong (water receptacle), tobacco/drug holder, carb and hand splint. The bong is basically a sealed chamber...To smoke, first the bong is half-filled with water. A tube with a tobacco/drug holder on the end is inserted in the chamber and the water, while another tube with a mouthpiece on the end is also inserted yet remaining above the water level. The tobacco/dope is put onto the tobacco/drug holder, and then lit. The smoker then sucks on the mouthpiece. This depletes air pressure in the chamber, causing the air to travel from the bowl, through the water, into the chamber, then into the lungs, pulling the smoke with it. The water filters and cools the smoke. The smoker usually gets a couple of hits after the chamber is filled up with smoke.

After Connie took a Huge hit off the water bong, she then knocked it over, spilling the bong water all over the sofa and carpet...Sofa smelled like Brick Weed for a month!

by Uncle Beasley June 29, 2006

waterfall bong

1. (n) The most effective device for smoking marijuana known to humans. The standard waterfall consists of a Gatorade bottle with a circular hole burnt at the cusp of its base, and a tin foil bowl built into the bottle's belonging cap, constructed to hold 0.1-0.2g of marijuana (1 "wat"). It is used by first holding the carb and then proceeding to fill the bottle with water. Once filled, the cap (filled) is to be twisted on and the smoker, after first igniting his lighter immediately above the bowl, is to release the carb and drain the entirety of the bottle into a designated water-collecting source. Following drainage, the smoker is to promptly re-cover the carb and proceed to untwist the cap. Immediately upon cap removal he is to cover the whole with his mouth, release the carb, and inhale the whole of the chamber. The breath is to be held long enough for the exhale to be barely to not visible. If used properly, it is the only known device that yields 100% of smoke for the user's consumption. Furthermore, it is the instrument with the optimum output high as it is simultaneously the instrument that requires the least input nug.

Standard consumption:
Wat - 1 wat
Half - 2 wats
3 Quarters - 3 wats
Full Game - 4 wats (you'll be on your bum-bum)

Now you know the method of the gods.

1. (n) - "And God said, 'Show them the way of the waterfall bong.' And I trembled and said to him, 'Lord, y-you mean to trust me with the sword of the heavens?'

2. (v) - My college philosophy professor asked me to prove to her that less really was more, so I ripped a wat in her stupid pregnant face.

by solofront March 10, 2011

waterfall bong

made by poking a hole in the cap of a bottle and the bottom of it. u then put a bowl in the hole in the cap and fill the bottle up with water (and put weed in the bowl). lite the weed and unplug the hole at teh bottle. at the water drains out the smoke should be pulled into the chamber. when all teh water has been drained out, take off the cap and suck in teh compressed smoke. if u wanna try sumthing cool, squeeze teh bottle as u inhale so it makes it into a gravity bong =)

man i hit that waterfall bong soooo hard.

by WC4756 May 9, 2006

waterfall bong

Originated in the town of Rochester, UK. Requires air pressure in a bottle to draw large amounts of dense weed (gas) to be ripped up. Also known as a gravity bong.

mwaha, dis shit is the shit cos its...........dude.....wer am i?

by Shaneo November 7, 2003

bongwater

the water inside a bong used to cool the smoke before it is inhaled. Should be changed after every bong session or it gets really nasty

Hey man, you just spilled bongwater all over my couch, that shit reeks. I think you douched the bowl too you mo-ron.

by Spanky McSpunk April 14, 2003

Bongwater

A title reserved for a stoner of legendary proportions. Requires at one point in time accidentally drinking bongwater out of something other than a bong. This stoner is adept in the art of rolling, but prefers a water filtered device. Akin to the title of grandmaster in martial arts.

I saw bongwater james take a bong rip, I've never seen anything like it.

by Dr. Plumbus Fleeb June 5, 2019