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National Dumb Bitch Day

The national holiday for dumb bitches, that’s right guys, there is indeed a holiday for us ;)
Shut the fuck up addy, it’s national dumb bitch day, time for shots!
by izzytizzy March 2, 2020
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National Britney Bitch Day

This day is on October 22nd for all the Britney bitches out there. So go, go celebrate Britney bitches! U are worthy.
Hey Britney guess what! What Britney? It’s National Britney Bitch Day!!
by Roblox1800 October 22, 2019
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National choke a bitch day

Grab a bitch by a throat and choke em
February 1-29
Me: grabs girl by throat
Girl: Why did you do that!!!
Me:its national choke a bitch day duh
by Pussyfucker10000 February 13, 2020
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National Realist Bitch Day

Girl 1. “Hey whens realist bitch day?”
Girl 2. “Oh national realist bitch day is august 9th
National Realist Bitch Day is the day you celebrate the realist bitches on this earth who wont dip on you or switch on you gang. Bitches dat stay wit you even if u feenin in dem streets.
Girl “Its the realist bitch day today”

Boy “its yo day word🏆🔛🔝”
by sillygoose400 August 26, 2022
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National Basic Bitch Day

The last Tuesday in August is National Basic Bitch Day.

It is marked by Starbucks earliest day of the year when they start selling Pumpkin Spice lates, which are basic AF.

It is always celebrated on the last Tuesday in the month of August, because Tuesday is also basic as fuck, just like the bitches buying those basic ass lates.
Kyle: “Bro, why is the last day in August always National Basic Bitch Day?

Chad: “Because that’s when Starbucks starts selling Pumpkin Spice lattes every year.
by Matreusmaximus August 27, 2019
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Baldie Ass Bitch day

A holiday who we celebrate about a bitch who is toxic, rude, jerk, asshole, moron, and bald as fuck.
by anonymous July 7, 2021
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