Billy Mays

To put oxyclean on ones dick and fuck a girl

"I billy mays'd that bitch"

by mr.happy mcfaggy April 18, 2010

billy mays

(v) a death resulting in untreated head trauma,
(adj) a term used to describe such a death

Hey did you hear that Claude went out Billy Mays after one of the kids in stage crew dropped a stage prop on his head from the cat walk?!

Oh man, can you beleive Lisa pulled a Billy Mays?! We all told her to get it checked out...

by jeantwohawks September 14, 2009

Billy Mays

When a man shaves his pubic hair, then proceeds to ejaculate on a woman's face and throw his aforementioned pubic hair on her face leaving the appearance of Billy Mays. Similar to that of the werewolf.

Duke blew his load on Aimee's face and made her look like Billy Mays.

by Duke0219 December 15, 2009

Billy Mays

One of the best and most influential HERES HOW TO ORDER! Individual of the commercial industry.

Also a term used by super metroid runners for a specific pathway to the right of the most obvious and first etank known to the super metroid world.

HERE'S HOW TO ORDER!!!

"dang it i gotta do a billy mays *sighs* so easy though"

by LOL_Dank_Rat March 18, 2025

Billy Mays poop

When you take a poop and think you're finished, but your body's like "BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE," similar to a Billy Mays infomercial.

Sometimes may manifest as a poop lasagna.

Person A: "You were in there for like 20 minutes and it reeks!"
Person B:"Sorry, I had a Billy Mays poop."
Person A: "Damn, those are the worst."

by thepoopster August 21, 2013

Billy Mays Button

Slang term for the Caps lock key on a computer keyboard. The term refers to Mays' strategy for pitching products in two-minute television ads, in which he always seemed to be yelling.

It was coined shortly after Billy Mays' death.

ForumMember1:
OMG! DID YOU GUYS HEAR BILLY MAYS DIED? THAT SUCKS! I LOVED BILLY MAYS.

ForumMember2:
Geez, man. Try to not use the Billy Mays Button so much, would you?

by HurricaneAndrew July 8, 2009

Billy Mays Day

n. an unofficial holiday celebebrated on June 28th in honor of the death of legendary salesman and TV icon Billy Mays. It is customary to wear a blue shirt on this day in memory of Billy, due to his trademark blue shirt that he wore in nearly all his infomercials.

I need to find a blue shirt to wear. Tomorrow is Billy Mays Day.

by chris71693 July 8, 2009