BFP

Bigger Fucking Problems, used as an explanation or excuse as to why something hasn't gotten done. Often used in context as if it were a pseudo-medical condition.

"No, I haven't mowed the lawn -- I've had a pretty severe case of BFP this month."

by Anglephile June 8, 2024

BFP

Big Fat Pussy. You've heard of a big fat cock...but have you heard of a big fat pussy.

"I subbed to this girl's OnlyFans and she has a BFP"

by peachjars69 November 13, 2023