The best time for clams is early in the day, but the Bearded Clams are so good, you need to see a dentist for a hair cut
by spikenstein January 04, 2004
by wayfarer87 May 11, 2010
With a great thrust I parted the thick roast beef curtains to behold a wondrous sight. There before me amidst a multitude of glimmering treasures in a magnificent glory all its own sat the fabled Bearded Clam, shining with a light one could only describe as righteous.
by Panorin December 21, 2013
Unshaven vagina
by Clam digger314 January 20, 2019
When a girl's vagina is hairy as fuck and the hairs are long enough to look like a clam with a huge beard.
Teacher- Bobby, why don't you come over to my desk? I need to talk to you.
Bobby- ew fuck no, you have a bearded clam that probably smells like wizard cock...
Bobby- ew fuck no, you have a bearded clam that probably smells like wizard cock...
by KLynne February 14, 2014
by l14msn April 08, 2015
A twenties something male sporting a shaggy beard and tattoos who projects a tough guy image that no one believes.
Typically drives a super clean Ford F150 with Monster energy and AR15 stickers in the rear window.
Wears mirrored sunglasses, a baseball hat, and constantly sucks on a vaporizer.
Avoids any real confrontation except on the internet.
Loves Medal of Honor and Call of Duty video games but has never shot a real weapon.
Typically drives a super clean Ford F150 with Monster energy and AR15 stickers in the rear window.
Wears mirrored sunglasses, a baseball hat, and constantly sucks on a vaporizer.
Avoids any real confrontation except on the internet.
Loves Medal of Honor and Call of Duty video games but has never shot a real weapon.
by Nelsin August 14, 2018