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A cult, family, enemy, best supporter, crackheads. Band kids: siblings. Band Director: Grandparent. Drum Major: Parent. Color Guard: obnoxious cousins. The only place where it's allowed to date your sibling, parent, and cousin without it being considered immoral and incest.
Person: Are you in Band?
Me: FUCK YEAH
by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019
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To be barred from use of a forum by a moderator for cause. Synonym: banned.
I got band from the pokah! forum when I questioned the moderators parentage.
by dm00 September 14, 2005
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A band. It's either a college or a brass band they march sometimes too, or classical band, school band, rock band, rap band, they all play a important role in ya life so be thankful.
Man wat the world be like if they had no bands. OOOOO it would be stupid boring,shitty,and ppl would go crazy and probably kill themselves.
by Trumppppp July 25, 2009
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The awesomest thing that can evar happen to a person. As Kabout Shish Kabob. What happens under the covers STAYS THERE. The creeper van beats the bus any day of the week. NEVAR FORGET the police lurkers! They'll get you every time, I guarantee it. Also, praying mantis style.

That is all.
Man, band is the awesomest class I've ever taken.
by Count Dale June 25, 2008
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Band.

A place for the following:

-Having the time of your life.
-sucking on wood.
-Dying at band camp.
-Getting called fatt.
-Laughing at cheerleaders.
-Hoping cheerleaders fall.
-Laughing when they do fall.
-Offer to help them up then make them gag on a reed.
-Dancing like a freak.
-Stuffing the small sweet clarinet player in a tuba case.
-Stealing the french horn players popcorn.
-Making your director a hair bow.
-Laughing at your directors girly pink shirt.
-Getting sent to the choir room for laughing at your directors girly pink shirt.
-Wearing funny hats.
-Getting out of school to play at McDonalds.
-Buying pictures of Babys as sunflowers.
-Making fun of the guy who yells "focus!" every 2 seconds.
-Being fatt.
-robbing gas stations.
-Eating.
-Sweating.
-Singing stupid songs to the top of your lungs.
-Sticking your tounge out when playing.
-Frolicing.
-Being cursed out.
-Talking illegal pictures.
-Playing in dirt.
-Laughing when the suck-ish flute player runs track.
-Getting your ear drum busted by the piccolow.
-Getting rained on.
-Running away from the sax. players.
-Wearing bows.
-Talking about having letters on your teeth.

-Such much more.
Guy- See those fat people suckin' on wood?

Other guy- Yeah, they should gag.

Guy- Their in band.
by your mommmms mooommm May 17, 2010
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Band

1. A group of performers (not including boy bands) that plays music together, and play different instruments, usually guitar, bass, drums, and vocals.
2. What I wish I hadn't joined.
1. Dude, Slayer is an amazing band.
2. Arrgh! Band is ruining my life!
by Detranova July 30, 2003
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1. Banned, in IRC slang
2. Erection in french Canadian Slang
*Kor was kicked out by Vorpy (BAND!)
*Vorpy was kicked out by Booken (*Dooiiing*)
*Booken was kicked out by Kor (Eww)
by Booken July 17, 2003
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