handled his baggage

The unusual sex acts performed by a jail-bait male prostitute upon the wrinkled, warty genitals of a closeted and heterosexually married gay man (who is loudly homophobic and sanctimonious in public).

See: Hiking in Appalachia

Dr George Rekers, co-founder of the Family Research Council, an organization that promotes reparative therapy for gay teenagers has been exposed as hiring a male prostitute to entertain him while on vacation. Dr Rekers claims the young man was simply a "travel assistant" who "handled his baggage".

by La Reina de la Noche May 6, 2010

bawbag

Scots, literally "ball bag": scrotum (derogatory)

The guy who put the original definition for bawbag appears to be a bit of a bawbag!

by Gezza T April 9, 2003

bawbag

Glasgow, Scotland origin, derogitary name given to one who is annoying, useless or just plain stupid. To compare one with such an ugly part of the male anatomy should be insult enough...

"Look you fuckin' bawbag, you are about as useful as a tit with no nipple."

by Jamie August 12, 2003

European bagtag

to slap someones nutsack from behind, so that they are already writhing in pain before identification of the culprit can be established

I gave John a wicked European bagtag and hid in the bushes before he could even see me.

by Stefan Spielberg October 20, 2008

collateral baggage

The unintended consequences inflicted on some random individual that was caused by an asinine and/or selfish action of a toolbag.

John was the victim of some collateral baggage when he went to get chicken soup at the buffet line and all he got was broth due to the previous customer purposefully sifting all the chicken and noodles out.

by Darth Chubb November 11, 2011

Twelvie Baggage

When a celebrities fan base is comprised of so many young girls that it is off putting.

I would be a fan of One Direction, but they have too much twelvie baggage.

by CameronBatman October 11, 2013

emotional baggage

1. Painful memories, mistrust and hurt carried around from past sexual or emotional rejection.

2. An excuse commonly used by Peter Pans and other immature men to avoid commmitment yet maintain a sexual relationship.

1. I don't think I can handle a real relationship right now. I need some time to get over my emotional baggage.

2. See above...

by dancingqueen March 7, 2005