A.B.C.D.E.F.G.H.I.J.K.

An insult where you use eight adjectives that are used to compliment someone. These adjectives start with one of the first 8 letters of the alphabet and this acronym. The letter it starts with depends on whether it's the third, first or fifth one. For example, the second adjective would begin with a B, and the sixth adjective would begin with an F.
Speaking of those first 8 letters, they can stand for: Adorable, Beautiful, Charming, Dexterous, Elegant, Fabulous, Gleaming, and Hot. They can stand for other words too, for example, A can stand for Amazing or Awesome just like how B can stand for Brilliant or Blissful.
The 9th, 10th, and 11th letters of the alphabet stand for I'm Just Kidding. They're also the last letters in this acronym.
You use it by saying "Did you know you are ABCDEFGHIJK?" then you use 8 compliments that start with letters that go from A to H.
Lastly, you say "I'm Just Kidding!" when they say "But what about the IJK?" or "You forgot the IJK!" Something like that.
You're welcome. If you actually use this insult, enjoy the reaction.

Bill is A.B.C.D.E.F.G.H.I.J.K.! He's adorable, brilliant, charming, dexterous, elegant, fabulous, gleaming, and hot. I'm just kidding!

by anonymous September 14, 2020

A b c d e f g h I j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z # new

Secret alphabet of u.d

The regular alphabet has 26 letters, but ud has 28! Here: A b c d e f g h I j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z # new

by fuckshit7j7 May 6, 2022

B.I.G.D.I.C.K.E.N.E.R.G.Y.

Beautiful, Intelligent Gym Dolls Introducing Cunnilingus to a Kale Eating Nigga Explaining a Retarded German's Yell

I get the B.I.G.D. in B.I.G.D.I.C.K.E.N.E.R.G.Y., but i aint no kale eating bitch who lets hot chicks control me.

by 1-800-ANALSEX January 12, 2020

a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.p.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z.

Abbreviation for "A bad child's dad eats freaking gummy horses inside of jack's kitchen lying more nastily over plates of quietly presenting residents of sappy towns ukuleles viciously whining of a xenas nappy zebra.".

girl: a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.p.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z.

another girl: omg I'm that xena.

girl:what does a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.p.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z even mean?

another girl: A bad child's dad eats freaking gummy horses inside of jack's kitchen lying more nastily over plates of quietly presenting residents of sappy towns ukuleles viciously whining of a xenas nappy zebra

by girlwhohatesliving January 30, 2021

A B C D E F G H I J K

A= adorable

B= beautiful

C=colour full
D=daises

E= e m t y
F=fateful

G=good
H=happy
I=ideal
J=just
K=KIDDING

You are abcdefghijA B C D E F G H I J K is funny

by Cottage crochet lover August 21, 2021

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

this is the american alphabet for my 3 yr olds

The word a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z means hello

by psuedyon November 22, 2022

g.a.s.b.d.a.s.

GUYS AINT SHIT BUT DICKS AND SEX

all they are ever good for because all they ever do is jerk off and think only about their dicks
their incapable of doing anything else because their horny bastards who only want to fuck

"he broke up with her after he fucked her?"
"well duhh g.a.s.b.d.a.s." -.-

by hoe<33 November 25, 2011