F.L.A.B.B.S.

A ratings system employed by a male and his buddies to accurately assess the aesthetic value of a female counterpart.

The acronym of F.L.A.B.B.S. stands for the five areas of the female specimen that are rated in F.L.A.B.B.S.:

1. Face
2. Legs
3. Ass
4. Boobs
5. Brains
6. Stomach (overall tone of the girl, i.e. chubby would not score well on number 6)

N.B. Number 5, Brains, can be removed from the system if subject is unknown to male doing the rating, and would hence not know her intellectual capacity.

Each of these categories are scored out of 10 to give a total F.L.A.B.B.S. score out of 60.

Result analysis is as follows:

50-60: Amazing, banging, wow, iewufrwoghurigsr
40-50: Hot
30-40: Still probably hit that
20-30: You'd have to be drunk
10-20: A disappointment to males worldwide
0-10: Run the FUCK away!

Guy 1: dude, she's smoking!

Guy 2: I know mate, what would her F.L.A.B.B.S. be?

Guy 1: True, umm well face 9

Guy 2: Legs a safe 8

Guy 1: 10 for that fiiiiiiine ass

Guy 2: Chuck in a 9 for those hooters

Guy 1: But dude she's wearing heels to a football game, not the brightest, 5

Guy 2: Yeah true, but she saves it with that body of hers, 9 for stomach

Guy 1: (whips out pocket calculator) thats a 50! She's banging.

by yeahnah4991 October 13, 2010

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C.B.B.

Can't Be Bothered: The question, event, or person is not worth or worthy of a long response. Normally more effective if said with a pissy expression/tone and a dismissive hand gesture.

Question: Are you going to Esther's party?
Response: C.B.B.

Question: Aren't you going to complete that spreadsheet before leaving?
Response: C.B.B.

by maxla July 30, 2008

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B.B.C.

Bitches Be Crazy - B.B.C.

A shortened version of bitches be crazy, as used in various movies such as The Heartbreak Kid.

Mike: " dude why is your girl so mad?"
John" i dont know man, B.B.C."

Charles" hey girl"
Girl:" dont talk to me"
Charles:" what the hell? B.B.C"

by T-BRUCE May 6, 2011

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B.B.C.

Bitches Be Crazy!

you wake up one morning after a long night of partying with a ton of crazy women and you say B.B.C.

Or on the other hand this could describe girls being bitchy, crazy, or anything in general...B.B.C.

by Makeshiftace February 25, 2009

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P.F.B.B.

Pretty Face Broke Bitch

Those pretty face broke bitches just dont do it for E, these P.F.B.B.s are always askin somethin of me

by SmoovE4Life December 9, 2003

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B.B. King

Easily the greatest performing guitarist today, and arguably ever. B can be traced to virtually every blues and rock guitarist, and has influenced such greats as Jimi Hendrix, Tinsley Ellis,Johnny Copeland, Albert King, And Stevie Ray Vaughn. B.B. is often credited with inventing the sound and style of electric blues, and, although 80 years of age now, is still a total badass on the guit-fiddel.

I saw B.B. King live today, and there were bags under our chairs to catch the drippings in the event of a face melting solo

I creamed my Jeans several times during my air guitar session along with my favorite B.B. King Album

If Jimmy Page and B.B. king shared a stage, the music that would ensue would demolish the assholes of everyone within a 500 billion mile radius.

by Matr1z May 22, 2005

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