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Athens, Georgia is home to the University of Georgia where the Georgia Bulldog's play their home game. On Saturdays when the Georgia Bulldog football team plays in georgia you will be swarmed with the color red. If you're not wearing red, you will get bad service and probably cussed out if you p. o. someone. There's a section for aristocrats, middle class, and poor people in Athens. Also, there's a lot of tan, fit women that walk around in very atractive clothing.
Man, I wanna go to Athens right now to see the football game, but I live in Atlanta. And in Atlanta there's only the suck Georgia Tech team to watch. That isn't much fun.
by Enternerd September 30, 2005
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Athens

The capital of Greece. Athens is located in the periphery of Attica. It is then divided into East Attica, West Attica, Piraeus, and Athens. The capital itself today has approximately 5 million people. This is amazing due to the fact that all of Greece has a total population of 12.5 million - and half of them are located in the capital. Up front, Athens looks good, but is really bad on the inside. Aside from it's rich history that dates back to 2,000 B.C., most of it is dangerous. To start off, let's talk about the "good" areas: Eastern Attica, Piraeus, and the northern boundaries. These are the areas least affected from violence and crime. The northern boundaries, or heights, have the lowest crime rate. This is due to where all the rich white Greek people live. Aside from there the rest of Athens in general is bad. The worst areas: Omonoia, Syntagma, downtown Athens, and Exarchia are all the areas polluted by crime. Athens, as a matter of fact, comes #1 in crime rate in all of Europe. We Greeks take alot of pride in that. Central (downtown) Athens and Omonoia are run by the mafia and drug dealers. (*see below.) Crack is to New York as heroin is to Athens. Another fun fact is that Omonoia is 75% foreign populated (Bulgarians, Pakistanians, Russians, Albanians, Czecks, Swedes, etc.) The remaining 25% Greeks in the area are: old residents and Mafia figures. Aside from that, I warn all new comers to my hometown: if you're a tourist, don't stay long, and if your looking for a "job", you've come to the right place. Have fun!
*My uncle used to own a mini-market in downtown Athens. He was robbed over 7 times and the store was burned down by molotovs during a riot by hooligans in 2007. (This is no joke).

My friend back in 2005 was driving home from work in Omonoia and at a stoplight was dragged out of his car beaten, and had his car stolen.

Western Attica 8====> northern slutties!

Ellada gia panta! Athina sagapo!
by Greekbeast April 4, 2009
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Athens

A small redneck shithole out yonder in Clarkhole County (see 'Deliverance').
Make sure your gun is loaded when traveling through Athens. You never know when some fat toothless woman will try to hog tie and rape you.
by Yo Mama 1221 November 30, 2009
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athens boy

that guy everyone would want to sit on his lap
"oh my god who's that? I wanna sit on his lap"

"he's athens boy and I suddenly want to sit on his lap too, wow."
by fullsuns July 3, 2018
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Athens Drive Highschool

the most mixed ass school in north carolina.Built to be the first integrated school in the state with the white population decreasing daily.You have your black kids who are all in gangs, the Mexican ex convicts and white rich kids shipped in from Carys richest areas. Truly one of a kind. All the white kids are either in band,in anime club, a raging alcoholic or stoner. The white and the blacks mix but the mexicans kind of run their own show. A place where the senior valedictorian sells.Home to the highest and lowest GPAs, states worst football team, and the first senior rock.Everyone in class is high and most likely has a mugshot.All that combined leads to the most one of a kind school in the state.
athens drive highschool is “did you see that gang fight on the news”
remember when that girl got raped in the stairwell”
by athenshighschoolforlife December 13, 2019
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Athens

Ohio University Athens is not a party school, it is the party school.
Athens is a small drinking town with a college problem.
"Let's go Uptown in Athens tonight, I hear one of my professors is doing a lecture on kegstands!"
by Jeff September 19, 2004
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Athens Dip Holder

When your fucking your cousin and or sister doggie style with a fat chaw in, and place it in her asshole to keep it moist for later.
My friend Josh just got back after doing an Athens Dip Holder
by GreasyCunt69 January 23, 2021
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