A person who is hyper, by nature, much like a monkey and usually enjoys making an ass out of themselves for the enjoyment of others.
That girl was so drunk at the party, she acted like an assmonkey when she danced on the table with her shirt tied around her head.
by Lesberita June 24, 2008
Get the assmonkeymug. by puss_boots November 28, 2009
Get the assmonkey taggermug. A common expression of surprise. Also an adjective to describe how a day went, or what a person looks like. It can also be a monkey found sitting upon an ass.
"How was your day"
"Assmonkey"
or
"HOLY ASSMONKEYS!"
or
When at the zoo, "Mommy, mommy! Come look at this assmonkey!"
"Assmonkey"
or
"HOLY ASSMONKEYS!"
or
When at the zoo, "Mommy, mommy! Come look at this assmonkey!"
by AndTheOxenRanFree February 22, 2011
Get the Assmonkeysmug. by oxytocynic_official November 15, 2021
Get the assmonkeymug. 
Get the assmonkeymug.