Assmonkey

A drunk friend who grabs your ass

"when jason drinks, my ass isn't safe around that assmonkey!"

by avaquato January 15, 2004

assmonkey

a person who has monkey grip and always talks about ass

you fucking assmonkey

by gfb4life November 8, 2016

assmonkey

Donald Trump Junior

All other definitions of the word assmonkey here are describing Donald Trump Junior just perfect!

by oxytocynic_official November 15, 2021

assmonkey tagger

someone that tags the wrong ppl on facebook

"assmonkey tagger"

hey you "assmonkey tagger"..........thats not me in that pic!!

by puss_boots November 28, 2009

cock nosed anal raiding ass monkey

An imaginative insult that you call someone who's really...really...REALLY pissing you off.

Annoying Person: "Your mum's gay and like so are you. Your mum's gay and like so are you. Your mum's gay and like so are you."

Annoyed Person: "Do the world a favour, please shut the fuck up."

Annoying Person: "HAHAHA YOU'RE GAY AREN'T YOU?! YES YOU ARE LOL YOUR GAY YOU GAAY GAAAAAY FAG ASS!!!"

Annoyed Person: "...Shut the hell up you cock nosed anal raiding ass monkey!"

Annoying Person: O_O

by Metalhead For Life November 7, 2006

assmankey

See assmonkey
Derived from the Poke'mon Mankey, who indeed looks like a monkey who was jammed up someones ass.

That dude is a total assmankey

by Glocked April 17, 2005

assmonk

a nickname of unknown origin. Commonly has no significant meaning.

Word up Assmonk? or Smoke this Assmonk!

by fdsfwew May 30, 2008