similar to a dingleberry, an assfunkel is a slang term referring to vestigial remnants of feces attached to the ass, butt hole hair, and/or butt crack. They are often the result of not wiping well enough after crapping or not wiping at all. In most western cultures asselfunkels are considered a symbol of poor hygiene and are in bad taste....very bad taste.
Bob: Hey Tom, what's that on your ass? did you sit on a box of raisins or something?
Tom: Ooops! It's just a cluster of asselfunkels! Got any toilet paper?
Tom: Ooops! It's just a cluster of asselfunkels! Got any toilet paper?
by carionboy March 24, 2010
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Dave missed the pan and made an assmess on the floor.
Dave farted hard and made a terrible assmess in his pants.
Dave farted hard and made a terrible assmess in his pants.
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Get the asseline mug.1.) A derogatory word used inplace of homosexual. 2.) One who spelunks asses, usually with their penis.
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Get the assel mug.the definition itself was actually created by a lost and now famous video of one guy and two girls putting a funnel in one girl's ass and pouring milk into it. the other girl then uses a straw and drinks the milk out of the other girl's ass. this video was around during the mid to late 90s and has since been lost. a lucky few may still have this video in their archive.
what is that a mudslide? no it's assmilk.
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