Flaming Rat Ass Splunker (FRAS)

This is one of the most vile and illegal sex moves that can be performed. First you need a very unintelligent girl that trust you and you can have sex with, then you cook her coos coos with saw dust in it so she gets very constipated, then after a week, start having sex with her put two large sewer rats on her back in a cage that is opened on one side to the girls back, then put napalm on the rats, light them on fire forcing them to scratch into the girl. This will cause a vibrating sensation that is very pleasureable for the man.

I can'b believe you want to Flaming Rat Ass splunker (FRAS) her, you could go to jail you know

by courtesySMOSS May 5, 2009

asspelunker

1.) A derogatory word used inplace of homosexual. 2.) One who spelunks asses, usually with their penis.

"That Bruce is one hell of an asspelunker."

by Baal September 14, 2003

assspelunker

To explore caves in a Trilsk like manner.

I found my way to the wrong club. It was filled with

by Mr. Er0tic March 15, 2004

asspelunker

a term used to insult your friend.

shut up! you asspelunker!!

by james May 4, 2003