A person who is extremely stupid and annoying. Everything they do makes you want to hit them in the head with a 2x4. A complete waste of life.
by Rahger July 05, 2007
ass clown - with narcissistic features: Someone in a leadership role who can barely keep a grip on normal behavior. This individual, while seemingly capable on the outside, is constantly battling the need to control and feel superior to her subordinates in the workplace; One who needs a great deal of reparative therapy and/or medication.
I don't think I have ever had my conversations eaves dropped on by a more despicable ass clown. Employees are cautioned not do too well or get too much positive attention in this workplace or you will draw the negative attention of this crazy ass clown. How many unhappy and traumatized former employees can one organization produce?
by Traumatized April 22, 2008
Having the characteristics of a classic bastard child, usually male. Often is a bastard child. Lack of father figure and discipline along with spoiling by female birth unit, creates common character traits such as:
- Starts conversions with people who resent him, yet he continues, enjoying himself the entire time.
- Uses people's valuable time with out permission.
- Thinks "no" means yes.
- Conceived through sin or badly mistaken choice of sperm donor, and mother failed to get an abortion.
- Lives in permanent narcissistic fantasy world that no amount of talking or punishment can change.
- Thinks he knows better then others even after non-stop life failures.
- Does just enough to get by, which usually involves living off others.
- Starts conversions with people who resent him, yet he continues, enjoying himself the entire time.
- Uses people's valuable time with out permission.
- Thinks "no" means yes.
- Conceived through sin or badly mistaken choice of sperm donor, and mother failed to get an abortion.
- Lives in permanent narcissistic fantasy world that no amount of talking or punishment can change.
- Thinks he knows better then others even after non-stop life failures.
- Does just enough to get by, which usually involves living off others.
by CalisDead May 05, 2009
Let's face it, the guy's an ass clown!
by weave March 19, 2003
by em2020 September 08, 2014
popularized by the film "office space" this refers to a dickface who has in some way wronged or annoyed you or is in general a prick, take for instance: Michael Bolton
exerpt from a scene in "office space"
Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
by deadprez92 December 27, 2006
A word popularized from one of the greatest movies ever office space. A term that means some makes a complete fool of themselves.
Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
by GardenState June 05, 2005