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almond yak

A drink only known to Yurt bar patrons and travel medicine doctors expressed from the almond bits of a yak.
"That Almond Yak had quite a kick", said the bar patron, after finding himself on the ground behind an angry Mongolian yak.
by I’rom Man December 11, 2020
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Armond White

A genius who has made a career out of trolling movie fans by giving bad reviews to critically acclaimed and/or high-quality films.

In order to further incense fans, White's reviews are generally filled with incomprehensible, psuedo-intellectual rambling about subjects only tangentially related to the film at hand, and ultimately he will offer no concrete reasoning as to his contrarian opinions. Of course this is all carefully plotted for maximum lulz, and indeed, his reviews are extensively discussed on the internet by rabid fanboys, thus giving him huge amounts of PR and exposure. Brilliant.

White is paid well for the privilege of pissing people off, and I for one think we should salute him as the final evolution of the /b/tard.
Armond White's recent negative Toy Story 3 review had almost 500 comments, five times more than any other review, and all flaming him. The man knows what he's doing.
by KyleP555 July 14, 2010
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Asmono is a family name that contains Gods and Goddesses . There tough, caring and natural born leaders they will do anything to protect there family members and friends. If you have a friend with the last name Asmono protect them and they will protect you.
Theres the Asmono's , careful don't become a threat to them they will protect each other
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Asmongolding

1. use your clout to get carries in WoW

2. to lose your hair
Hey man, are you asmongolding? A: Yeah man, unfortunately... just look at that bald spot.
by Mcconell November 9, 2020
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almond joying

I'm going to eat a nigga ass like an almond joy. Almond joying
by xXFBombXx June 16, 2014
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almond goggles

almond goggles occur when ones eyesockets are occluded by a pair of testicles
last night your wife saw god through almond goggles.
by ken power September 5, 2007
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Armond White

An Armond White is somebody who disagrees with you/others/the establishment purely to get attention. Similar to a Devil's Advocate, but instead of advancing an argument, the Armond White just wants to annoy you or feel rebellious.

Named after the movie critic Armond White, who hates films like "Slumdog Millionare" and thinks "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" is a, quote, "modern classic."

Can be shortened to just Armond for a more obscure reference.
"Are you kidding me? The Beatles suck! Vanilla Ice is MILES ahead of them. Have you even listened to music before?"

"Fine, Armond White, be that way..."
by PopCultureReference November 1, 2009
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