Armand

Have a big penis and is hot asf

I have a armand

by Is not pretty January 18, 2017

Armanda

fun, outgoing, speaks their mind. Adventurous broad.

Enjoys the large men, with nice calves!

Like an Amanda, but 10 times better!

broad lady splendid Armanda Amanda

by TargetFace August 5, 2012

Armando

A person who is a goddess in bed, when you get an Armando he will be easy to pussy whip. Gotta love him, will ditch his friends for pussy

Man 1: did he just leave us for her?
Man 2: what an Armando

by Big cocky boy January 14, 2020

Armando

Is usually a Hispanic guy. He is known to be talented, full of passion and vision.

He is his own person, random and not afraid to be who he is.

1) He is gifted - he's probably an Armando.

2) Dude, someone let it rip! must have been Armando.

3) Who ate all the food? Armando.

by jackpop March 9, 2010

Armand Hirsch

A nickname for God, having derived in Miami. Its origins are most likely from Saint Amand, a Roman Catholic saint from France (c. 584-675). "Armand Hirsch" is frequently described as an arranger of all things. Although the term still enjoys a loyal, strict constructionist following, some members of the younger generation have chosen to elevate Hirsch to the status of an imaginary joke hero, similar to Chuck Norris. "Armand Hirsch" is frequently substituted for Chuck Norris within such jokes.

... arranged by Armand Hirsch.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Armand Hirsch's computer. Armand Hirsch is always in control.

by NFAA January 27, 2009

armando and maya

Armando is a handsome guy, more like a gentlemen to be precise and Maya is a beautiful girl who will be a very loyal and funny girl in a relationship, but when Armando and a Maya get together this will be one of the greatest couples known, they will RARELY argue and will most likely last forever. Once you meet this couple make sure to never let them go.

Guy 1: Hey did you see those people over there? They looked very happy together. Who are they?

Guy 2: OH that’s Armando and Maya!

by Roman The Verman 42069 November 19, 2019

Dirty Armando

The act of transferring your under arm odor to another person's upper lip, typically via one's index and middle fingers. This results in a recipient who constantly smells your BO. Best accomplished when target is unaware of their fate until it's already too late.

Style points awarded for shouting "dirty armando" while act is in-progress.

After working out together, I thought it'd be funny to give my girlfriend a dirty armando. She didn't laugh.

by Ariel K. January 10, 2009