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Argentinian Vegitarian Breakfast

An act of sexual "pleasure" where the man first takes either flaming hot sauce, chili sauce, or pepper sauce, and rubs it on his cock. After jerkin it for a while, he stops and has his girl suck him off. Getting the sauce into her mouth, they then make out and transfer the sauce. The man continues to eat out the girl. The next step in this process is for the man to toss the girls salad, (hence the "Vegitarian.") This involves hours of getting her ass hole licked and sucked. During all of these things the hot sauce is destroying wherever the girl is touched by it. You finish off by pwning the chicks pussy. Basically this is hell for the girl and not too bad for the guy, unless the sauce gets into his penis hole.
Hey Jack, what did you and Jill do for Sweetest day?
Not much bro, I just made her breakfast.
Really? She like it?
Naw man, she fuckin hated it.
OOOOOOOOOHHHHH... You mean an Argentinian Vegitarian Breakfast?
Yea
That's Whatsup.

argentinian penguin 

A uniquely groomed member of a generally subcultural society, whom displays blatant disregard for public decent exposure of genitalia. Usually, a secondary member of lesser social standing accompanies an argentian pengin as a means to exploit the already voluminous pomposity thereof.
Holy cheesy macarroni! That argentinian penguin has put on such a massive amount of airs.
argentinian penguin by Monacle Man November 25, 2009

argentinianalizationairianism 

the act of being an Argentinianalizationairian
the group tends to be more oriented with Argentinianalizationairianism as opposed to other ideologies

Argentinian Yellow Towl 

A Sexual Activity In Which You Soak A Piece Of Cloth In Piss And Tie It To Someone's Dick And Then Fucks Them In The Ass
Bro 1:Look Up Argentinian Yellow Towl
Bro 2: What The Fuck Is This

Argentinian knuckle monkey 

It is the postion during by intercourse while having your hands on the ground with your penis in the air doing a back bridge. The woman who is participating will be jumping up and down on top while you try and have enough strength to hold yourself up. The girl has to be Black and Argentinian
Yo bob, me and Shaniqua are going to try the Argentinian knuckle monkey when we get home.

Argentinian potato snuffer 

The act of licking ones fingers and closing the tip of another person's urethra akin to how one puts out a candle.
She didn't clip her nails before she gave me an Argentinian potato snuffer, and it hurt pretty bad.