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April 5th

I despise this day. I wish I hadn't given him the damn note. now I'm stuck with a manipulative bf. I wish i could leave but i dont have the balls to. might just tie the rope and leave that way. augh.
bf: Heyyy it's april 5th its been a year babe
gf: oh..yeah a year.. a year of this relationship...woohoo!
bf: aren't you happy? you can't be sad around me. You're making me sad now, you don't want to make me sad do you? that's basically treating me like shit. wow you are a horrible person!!

:(
by augh ima kms augh September 15, 2022
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April 5th

It's national midget day. Say hi to your midget friend.
"Look at that girl, it's her birthday today. "
"But today's April 5th, the national midget day!"
"Well she is a midget."
"She is!"
by Prelepimiske April 4, 2023
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April 5th

The day god had birthed a legendary creator in the entire anime community. Akira Toriyama. The man the myth the legend, the reason why we have the sayings "can't beat goku" "can he/she beat goku tho?" the man that made us all believe that we could fire a kamehameha, the man who made us believe that we could all become a super saiyan. The man who left the world while in the process in making a new part of dragon ball that both took and blew up and made the legendary and one of the best ever transformations in the history of dragon ball cannon. Super Saiyan 4. Today on April 5th we honor him for bringing us joy everytime we would see a character who has the same amount of cheer and joyfulness like his own creation Son Goku or Kakarot. Thank you and happy birthday Akira Toriyama.
April 5th contains the birth of an anime creator GOAT that isn't Lebron James
by BigBlackieWackie69 April 7, 2025
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April 5th

April 5th is national Salma day. If your name is Salma then that is your national day
Hey dude what day is it?

Oh it’s April 5th

Yooo isn’t it national Salma day?
by Salsa ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ March 14, 2023
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April 5th

A day where you do a Alabama Hotpocket, in your cousin ,-,
DDudee it's April 5th, the day where you can shit in a vagina

Yeahh it is!!!
by GaY_shit October 18, 2019
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April 5th

National make out with your partner even though you aren’t dating behind the dumpsters after school day.
Aaron- Guess what
Grace- what?
Aaron- it’s April 5th
Grace- omg I’ve waited a whole year for this
by Sparky.Sparkles April 4, 2022
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april 5th 1989

Chinese citizen: April 5th 1989
Chinese government: -1 BILLION SOCIAL CREDIT IT DIDN'T HAPPEN IT DIDN'T HAPPEN IT DIDN'T HAPPE-
by Kasprin June 30, 2023
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