I despise this day. I wish I hadn't given him the damn note. now I'm stuck with a manipulative bf. I wish i could leave but i dont have the balls to. might just tie the rope and leave that way. augh.
bf: Heyyy it's april 5th its been a year babe
gf: oh..yeah a year.. a year of this relationship...woohoo!
bf: aren't you happy? you can't be sad around me. You're making me sad now, you don't want to make me sad do you? that's basically treating me like shit. wow you are a horrible person!!
:(
gf: oh..yeah a year.. a year of this relationship...woohoo!
bf: aren't you happy? you can't be sad around me. You're making me sad now, you don't want to make me sad do you? that's basically treating me like shit. wow you are a horrible person!!
:(
by augh ima kms augh September 15, 2022
Get the April 5thmug. "Look at that girl, it's her birthday today. "
"But today's April 5th, the national midget day!"
"Well she is a midget."
"She is!"
"But today's April 5th, the national midget day!"
"Well she is a midget."
"She is!"
by Prelepimiske April 4, 2023
Get the April 5thmug. The day god had birthed a legendary creator in the entire anime community. Akira Toriyama. The man the myth the legend, the reason why we have the sayings "can't beat goku" "can he/she beat goku tho?" the man that made us all believe that we could fire a kamehameha, the man who made us believe that we could all become a super saiyan. The man who left the world while in the process in making a new part of dragon ball that both took and blew up and made the legendary and one of the best ever transformations in the history of dragon ball cannon. Super Saiyan 4. Today on April 5th we honor him for bringing us joy everytime we would see a character who has the same amount of cheer and joyfulness like his own creation Son Goku or Kakarot. Thank you and happy birthday Akira Toriyama.
by BigBlackieWackie69 April 7, 2025
Get the April 5thmug. by Salsa ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ March 14, 2023
Get the April 5thmug. by GaY_shit October 18, 2019
Get the April 5thmug. National make out with your partner even though you aren’t dating behind the dumpsters after school day.
by Sparky.Sparkles April 4, 2022
Get the April 5thmug. Chinese citizen: April 5th 1989
Chinese government: -1 BILLION SOCIAL CREDIT IT DIDN'T HAPPEN IT DIDN'T HAPPEN IT DIDN'T HAPPE-
Chinese government: -1 BILLION SOCIAL CREDIT IT DIDN'T HAPPEN IT DIDN'T HAPPEN IT DIDN'T HAPPE-
by Kasprin June 30, 2023
Get the april 5th 1989mug.