Food chain restaurant in which employees are driven to insanity from being forced to work ridiculous hours at poor wages and deal with with cheap, ignorant customers and their undisciplined spawn (whose goal is to do nothing more than cover every open space with the food ordered for them and to shout at the top of their lungs) who wouldn't do half of the tasks asked of the employees for double of what they leave in tips and gratuity is still a nonexistent dream. Food quality varies on location but is susceptible to generalization. Cheese is a must for every dish.
That party of twenty just left me forty cents on a two hundred dollar check. But they enjoyed their cheese. Welcome to working at Applebees!
by Struggling Optimist February 10, 2010
Get the Applebees mug.Noun - A restraunt that is popular and recieves a lot of business. Often stressing employees and overworking them. Service is slow and tempers run high, with employees all identities by being forced to wear name-tags that say, "Hi Neighbor ____Their Name____ I'M APPLEBEES"
They often boost morale by saying chants and calling each other Applebuddies and refer to simple activities as Appletasks. Such as, Applehandshake, Applehug, Applewand, Applemic (Short for microwave).
Food is often dropped and served to customers and orders will sit in the heating window for 45 minutes.
They often boost morale by saying chants and calling each other Applebuddies and refer to simple activities as Appletasks. Such as, Applehandshake, Applehug, Applewand, Applemic (Short for microwave).
Food is often dropped and served to customers and orders will sit in the heating window for 45 minutes.
by Former Employee February 11, 2006
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Ex. I went to Applebees last night, it was a great "dessert(high)."
Ex.2 My Applebees "waiter" gave me a great deal.
Ex.2 My Applebees "waiter" gave me a great deal.
by 12341234m October 1, 2013
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Spending time with the person will never be memorable, just like spending time at Applebee's, unless you get a disease from them, as is commonplace from eating Applebee's food.
Spending time with the person will never be memorable, just like spending time at Applebee's, unless you get a disease from them, as is commonplace from eating Applebee's food.
Man# 1: Don't invite Brad, that guy is boring.
Man# 2: He's not boring, he's just a giant waste of space who sucks at life... like a mobile applebee's.
Man# 2: He's not boring, he's just a giant waste of space who sucks at life... like a mobile applebee's.
by projectmantis September 28, 2008
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Dirk: you work at applebees
ever since then Henry started drinking more crying when he was about to go to sleep, did inappropriate manners and furthermore Henry never lived life the same again.
u wurk at applebees means you are a loser and nothing but that and if you say it to somebody it will ruin their life.
Dirk: you work at applebees
ever since then Henry started drinking more crying when he was about to go to sleep, did inappropriate manners and furthermore Henry never lived life the same again.
u wurk at applebees means you are a loser and nothing but that and if you say it to somebody it will ruin their life.
by FaCt BoI May 19, 2018
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Get the Applebee's mug.A man who doesn't wear condoms when having sex with women he hardly knows. Derived from the expression of how a man "plants his seed" to impregnate a woman. "Johnny Appleseed" can also be used to refer to a man who has many children by many women.
"Mike refuses to wear rubbers with any chick he has sex with. He's a regular Johnny Appleseed."
"Levon has baby mammas all over town. He's a regular Johnny Appleseed."
"Levon has baby mammas all over town. He's a regular Johnny Appleseed."
by Bolo919 April 13, 2009
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