Screw that, you don't need a pen to smoke out of an apple. All you need is an apple and a knife.
Pull out the stem and carve a little bowl at the top. Then cut a hole in the side and connect that hole to the bowl. Pack the bowl and smoke it. :)
Pull out the stem and carve a little bowl at the top. Then cut a hole in the side and connect that hole to the bowl. Pack the bowl and smoke it. :)
I was feeling crappy because I couldn't find my piece, I had to smoke out of an apple. It turned out to be a very enjoyable experience.
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So I went Cleveland apple picking with my girlfriend this weekend and when i pulled out i thought my dickhead was gonna explode.
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Get the sweet apple pie mug.Use an apple corer to make a hole directly in the middle of the apple, while making sure one end is sealed tight and the other end is an open hole. You then proceed to fuck that apple like Nathanial Bar-Jonah on a twelve year old girl. After ejaculation has taken place you remove your dick from the apple and hold the round delicious fruit with the hole (filled with your semen) facing upright. You now have an apple pie, similar to a cream pie however not recognised by society as an acceptable act. But that's irrelevant, continuing with the Nathanial Bar-Jonah theme you shall now consume your victim and enjoy the juicy sweet delicious apple pie that you have created. All in all you have satisfied your hunger and hornyness and as an added bonus your dick has a lovely apple aroma which will probably have no use to you as you have just performed a sexual act apon an apple so you aren't likely to pick up any girls. Unless you decide to take extreme commitment to the Nathanial Bar-Jonah theme in which I shall not be held accountable for your actions.
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Item can be found frequently at your local McDonalds. Their dollar menu has two for one US dollar.
Item can be found frequently at your local McDonalds. Their dollar menu has two for one US dollar.
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