hiking the Appalachian Trail 

v. To carry on an extramarital affair.

Governor Sanford can't meet with you today; he's "hiking the Appalachian Trail."

hiking the Appalachian Trail by SkidMarkyMark June 25, 2009

Appalachian Mundungus

Rubbing one's penis vigorously back and forth in an ass crack, while not actually inserting it in the anus. Also known as the asstric bypass.

She was on her period and her butthole smelled, so I just did the old Appalachian Mundungus.

Appalachian Mundungus by Thomas Frick March 24, 2008

Appalachian funnel 

A guy syringes alcohol into his urethra, does anal, and urinates it into another persons’s rectum

Andrew did an appalachian funnel to Brynn and she got so fucked up.

Appalachian funnel by Charles Crawthenhammer October 27, 2018

Appalachian Mudslide

When one person is defecating on a toilet. And then person #2 sits on their thighs, and simultaneously shits in the same toilet.

Person #1: "I got dibs on the toilet."
Person #2: "Naw bro... That's my toilet and I can't hold it anymore."
Person #1: "Me either bro, so only choice is to lap up and hit an Appalachian Mudslide."
Person #2:"Fine!! But dont tell anyone about this bro! Dibs on bottom."

Appalachian Mudslide by d!ckLuvg0d December 14, 2020

hiking the appalachian trail 

Refers to someone's infidelity

"Did you hear about Mark's divorce? He was caught hiking the Appalachian trail."

hiking the appalachian trail by dcwedge June 26, 2009

Appalachian Mudslide

The act of defacating on your partner while executing a reverse piledriver.

"My new shirt was ruined when Sean gave me an appalachian mudslide:

Appalachian Mudslide by ill mitch February 2, 2006

Appalachian Creek Manatee 

(family Trichechidae, genus Trichechus) are large, hybrid land/aquatic, carnivorous mammals sometimes known as creek cows. The Appalachian creek cow lives primarily in the Great smoky mountains national park, gatlinburg, pigeon forge, and Sevierville Tennessee and sightings have been confirmed in a small suburban neighboorhood Hinkle Estates in Tennessee. The creek cow primarily feeds on Golden Corral, Ryans Buffet, Mcdonalds, KFC, and taco bell to help keep the creek cows thick blubbery coat. The creek cow migrates to these regions from unknown locations to breed and to feed on high calorie diets. Creek cows are dangerous and can charge, swaying its massive blubbery turkey neck killing anything in its path just for a something a simple as a beefy crunch burrito or a Mcdouble.

As my friends and I got out of the car to swim in the creek we noticed KFC chicken buckets, burger king wrappers, and empty gallons of chocolate milk containers, we instantly knew an Appalachian creek manatee was close and left the area.

Appalachian Creek Manatee by thisguyfromsomewhere July 12, 2012