Apolojizzing 

A cool and quirky term referring to makeup sex

“Where were you man?”
“Oh, Samantha and I had a big fight but I just finished apolojizzing to her. A good quickie can solve anything.”

Apolojizzing by Maezie March 29, 2019

pre-apologize

verb. To apologize for some shit that may happen.

ex. I came to work knowing good and hell well I was sick. So obviously someone was gonna get it. I "pre-apologized" to anyone who may get sick because of my ass.

pre-apologize by Dee Dee 27 June 24, 2008

Deep Apologies

“Deep Apologies” is a text someone uses as an alternative to ghosting. The appropriate response to this text is the OK Hand Sign Emoji. The inappropriate (and most common) response is, “GO TO HELL!”

Initial Text: “Is there any hope that you’ll ever take me back? Please, I need you, I really do. God help me, I need you so bad. I’ll never cheat on you again, I swear. I love you more than anything in the whole wide world.”

Text Response: “Deep Apologies”

Last Text: “You fucking bitch, if I ever see you again I’ll tear your eyes out!”

Deep Apologies by kznutt64 January 27, 2021

i would like to apologize 

"I messed up again and i don't get why I'm so stupid"

Destiny "hunter why'd you drop that" hunter "i would like to apologize"

i would like to apologize by Bruh i made a definition December 18, 2017

Apologies 

Apologies come after a big event, say you bumped into someone at the store or the hallway or you said mean things to them on vacation or at work. It doesn’t have to be immediately but an apology always comes and is always appreciated, typically when followed up with candy or flowers or roses or other small (or big, hey no complaining here 👋🏾 ) tokens of your affection. What am I telling you for though, you already do know, you do know don’t you?

I loved his apology because in his apology he saw me, he knew exactly when and where to give apologies...he’s better at it than me.

Apologies by anonymous June 14, 2018

Apologize 

Its what you do when you fuck up.

K.R."I Apologize Dawn"

Derek-"Hey man, I fucked up i had sex with this girl the other night, what should I do about it?"
Kyle-"Apologize!"

Apologize by OnYm~X~KoRe December 24, 2008

Apologizing to the fat girl 

To masturbate
see Putting on an orange coat
Making fun of the fat girl

Zach makes fun of the fat girl then apologizes to her multiple times a day.

Apologizing to the fat girl by Sphinctar April 21, 2004