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youtuber apology

An insincere apology (“I’m sorry you feel that way”)
Ashtin gave us such a youtuber apology yesterday, what a narcissistic jerk.
by Captain_atomix February 17, 2021
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ukulele apology

A weak or insincere non-apology that is more to save face than to actually come in terms with what happened.

Comes from Colleen Ballinger’s 10-minute “apology” video where she sang a way too lighthearted and corny tune with an ukulele about the grooming accusations given against her.
Man, my coworker made an ukulele apology after he broke the laser printer!
by bruhinator 2000 July 31, 2023
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God's Apology

A nice ass on a hot woman with small breasts. It's God's way of saying sorry for a lack of a rack.
"Dude check out this hot chick"
"She doesn't have nice tits"
"When she walks by we'll see if she has God's apology"
by LavanderGoons August 8, 2009
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apology stick

the fastest way for a woman to be forgiven by a man...

penis
dick
junk
wang
johnson
schlong
tallywacker....you get the point
I totally forgave jess last night because she sucked my apology stick
by poppamoon9999 March 4, 2011
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Apology Snail

The "Snail" emoticon found on iPhones. Used as a form of apology during text conversations, in place of the words "I'm sorry."
"I made my girlfriend mad when we were texting last night. So I sent her an apology snail, and it's all smoothed over now."
by The Rad Hatter July 18, 2016
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Fifa Apology

When you lose by 5 goals on the computer game Fifa you will have to publish a public apology on Facebook or Twitter describing your disgraceful performance of your game to the victor.

If you lose by 10 goals, you will then have to make one of your parents write a letter to the victor.
Nathan: Haa haa Josh you lost to me by 5 goals, you will have to do a Fifa apology

Josh: Ok, i'll go on Facebook now then

Facebook: Twas a sunny day in Madrid lost by a rather large amount by Inter Milan, shamed by many, with the look of disgrace amongst the crowd, Nathan stood up proud with the crowd in disbelief. I have lost 5-0 and apologise for my poor performance.
by The Sexual Experience January 20, 2011
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Papal apology

1. A backhanded apology, where the offending party claims regret- not for their error or discourtesy- but rather for the ill feelings or reaction for those offended. 2. What may at first appear as an apology, but after closer examination, is really a condescending or placating way to avoid personal responsibility.

HISTORY: Pope Benedict XVI deeply offended Muslims when he quoted the Byzantine emperor Manuel II Paleologus during his Regensburg talk. After an international uproar, Pope Benedict XVI attempted to apologize and clarify what he meant- along with the good intentions behind his speech- unfortunately; Pope Benedict XVI's "apology" was a bit backward.
Person 1: “I’m sorry you feel I was rude to your sister.”
Person 2: “Don’t give me a papal apology, you prick.”
by True Tru November 8, 2008
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