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Auburn, MA

the worst organized town in worcester county; the police are corrupted, the schools dont stop bullying and someone managed to miss a test via a bomb threat the last day of school last year!

and the public woods go up in flames at least twice a summer due to drunken parties and also fights over simple catches of fish are frequent!

the mall, high school and library all were built over complex marshlands that have caused biodiversity to drop by 30%!

plus, each year, the town agrees to allow suburbs to be built and each year another empty patch of the town is stripped bare and nevers grows plants again...
dude, i was thinking of robbing someone, wanna go to Auburn, MA?

stop on by Auburn, MA, the outer rim ain't so bad... death rates are actually 2% lower than the center of town!

hey guys, look, this tree is flammable! let's see if the one next to it is... i mean, this is Auburn, MA!
by mvafan March 3, 2011
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Auburn Hills

Wow, Detroit is a lot nicer than I thought!
This is Auburn Hills.
Auburn What?
by Blaizze July 8, 2011
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Auburn

The prettiest hair color on a female. Only if it's natural.
"Hey, that girl has the prettiest hair...
It must be a natural auburn."
by Secretarium August 4, 2008
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auburn sweat sock

An act where a male masturbates to into a sock until ejaculation. Said sock is then turned inside out so that the ejaculate is now exposed. The masturbator then takes the dirtied sock and slaps an unsuspecting victim in the face with it. Shame, humiliation, and hilarity come with being soaked with rocket sauce.
Bill was being kind of a dick to Jerry, so Jerry decided to give Bill the ol' Auburn sweat sock.
by Tyler Wilson August 27, 2007
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Auburn Stew

The act of guys from Auburn after a long day of work using hotel hotubs as bathtubs.The water will immediatly turn brown with a skimcoat of scum on top.May also include lots of hair floating around the tub.
I was staying at the Clarion last week when I went down to the hottub only to find it was Auburn Stew. What a bunch of scumbags.
by BurnMaster July 21, 2009
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Amournesia

Am-or-nesia. Noun.

The name of the word for the precise moment when you realize that you've actually forgotten how it felt to make love to somebody you really liked a long time ago.

This definition comes as a later invention to a question asked by the character Delirium, in the comic The Sandman (volume VII Brief Lives).

Derived from Amour", meaning love, and "amnesia", for forgetting.
When she spied Jacob on the street, she felt a strong sense of amournesia.
by Eighth Endless One August 7, 2010
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amburlee

She is a freking GODDESS, like dammmmmmmmm. I don't even know how to explain the amazingness of this bitch. She be lookin like a whole snack
Is that Amburlee, dammmmm, look at that glow up!!!
by Rajah11 July 11, 2018
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