alternative

adj. used to describe people or things that are or appear impaired to the point of hilarity, usually mentally. Usage is mostly localised to a small alternative high school in Michigan.
"You're being kind of alternative today" "That car/goat is alternative."
by Schmill the Definer April 27, 2006
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a person who thinks she's different than the rest of the world, and makes and endless amount of effort to show it.
i'M ALtErN bEcaUSe i LisTeN tO bAnDS tHat NO ONE ELSE LisTeNs tO
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alternative

supposedly different to the 'norm'. A term also used to describe categories which society has placed us. Usually goths, moshers who reckon everyones out to get them call themselves alternatives, because theyre the same as everyone else.
by Laura M January 02, 2004
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Alternative

A choice between two or more things.
An Alternative:
If the pussy is wack go for the crack. See anal.

by Big Pimpin T August 01, 2008
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Tim Burton used to be alternative. Now he makes videoclips for The Killers.
by steliott February 01, 2007
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Alternative

An alternate learning program for students at Dedham High school. All Alternative classes are stuck in the E wing, which has no windows, except for mr. Hughes's room. Kids are in Alternative for many different reasons. Either you have missed alot of school and are far behind, your are just horrible at school, you have trouble learning in regular schooling enviorment, so basically if your arnt "perfect" at school. Alternative is nicknamed ALT, and use to be a pretty chill place. Now it sucks because there is a new director that no one seems to care for. Alot of mainstream students want to be in ALT because they think its the easy way out of school, when really its hell on earth
"What do you expect? I'm in Alternative"
by alternative kid March 05, 2009
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alternative

A label that includes Goth, Greebo, Skaters, Fetishtic wearers, Emos, Scenesters and the like
I feel really alternative today.
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