Braulio Alonso High School

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Hey John didn't you get penetrated at Braulio Alonso High School?

by Pseudonyms are Fucking cool September 15, 2019

Olivia Josephine Alonso

The most beautiful and amazing girl in the entire ecosystem. Absolutely gorgeous and intelligent. You will never meet anyone quite like Olivia Josephine Alonso. She is a literal genius and when she applies herself, there is no stopping her. It is unfathomable that someone couldn't like her. She is giving, kind, loving, and caring. She is an amazing kisser and with every little kiss you will fall more and more in love with her. She puts her heart and soul into everything and never gives up. She loves her family and friends and cares unconditionally for her significant other. Whoever dates an Olivia Josephine Alonso, must be the luckiest person on the planet because nobody is worth solid gold.

Did you see Serena with Olivia Josephine Alonso?
Yeah, they're pretty happy together.

by eli19 August 4, 2017

ronald alonso

dates every 7th grader in hialeah

hey you know ronald alonso
yea didn’t he date gaby and other 7th graders

by clarissa garcia March 1, 2019

Alonso Horros Duran

Is one of those types of guys that will suck the life out of you when dating him. He doesnt care if he hurts his friends or anyone around him. All he cares about is himself. He will date you, then cheat on you, try and break you and your current boyfriend apart, then try and get back with you. He is a coward. Cant even muster up the man hood to talk to parents. He is a sketchy POS. Even little boys are more manly than Alonso. The best way I can describe him is he is a BLACKHOLE. Everything around him gets sucked into nothingness.

Person 1. Can you have Alonso Horros Duran talk to your father?
Person2. Nope he is too much of a coward!

by Data.proves.it December 23, 2019

Alonso

A sub. Alonso is that one guy who can easily become your personal sub because he is such a simp. But he's also really adorable and you are lucky to know him. He resembles a ginger cat because he is sometimes extremely crazy and out of pocket but it's so worth it to see that side of him. He is currently unavailable as he is my sub. So find another sub. Byebye.

Alonso, what did I say about imploding on people?!
You're such a subway sandwich, Alonso.

by kjdsahfdjs September 5, 2022

Alonso High School

AKA Flop Nation one of the dookie schools in the nation who once printed a shirt about beating a school then proceeded to lose the game.

L Alonso High School

by Coach Key October 5, 2022

Alonso

An amazing best friend that is there till the end. Very protective, get jealous easily, but loves hard. He's most likely a Taurus ♉️ who enjoys being around a small group of people or by himself. Great lover and husband.

People aspire to be an Alonso.

by CancerWoman April 10, 2022