An indivual who consistently belittles the value of time and money on an hourly basis.
One who can turn a pot of gold into a pile of shit by simply thinking of what to do with it.
An historical event that is cherished by an eye witness due to the extreme fuckin stupidity of another living, breathing human being.
An action or reaction that occurs from the lack of a rational thinking process that either highlights or concludes the saga of one's already insignificant life.
One who can never get it right; an underachiever; a waste of space.
A fuckup of all fuckups.
One that excels at fucking up; if fuckin up was a sport this individual would take the cake.
If ever there was a school for teaching people how to fuck up, this person would be the Master Instructor, the Kingpin, the Head Honcho, the Top Dog, the fuckin Guru.
One who can turn a pot of gold into a pile of shit by simply thinking of what to do with it.
An historical event that is cherished by an eye witness due to the extreme fuckin stupidity of another living, breathing human being.
An action or reaction that occurs from the lack of a rational thinking process that either highlights or concludes the saga of one's already insignificant life.
One who can never get it right; an underachiever; a waste of space.
A fuckup of all fuckups.
One that excels at fucking up; if fuckin up was a sport this individual would take the cake.
If ever there was a school for teaching people how to fuck up, this person would be the Master Instructor, the Kingpin, the Head Honcho, the Top Dog, the fuckin Guru.
If I wasn't surrounded by this team of All-Star Fuckups maybe I could get some work done around here.
Look at this All-Star Fuckup, 32 years old....can't even tie his fuckin shoe.
Thank God for All-Star Fuckups, I paid for my lunch today with a 20 and the dumb ass gave me back 40.
Today I witnessed an All Star Fuckup. This guy was riding his bike and staring at this hotties ass when the fuker hit a pothole and flipped over his bike. He then proceeded to dust himself off, rack his bike, and then follow the hottie into the Biology building.
Look at this All-Star Fuckup, 32 years old....can't even tie his fuckin shoe.
Thank God for All-Star Fuckups, I paid for my lunch today with a 20 and the dumb ass gave me back 40.
Today I witnessed an All Star Fuckup. This guy was riding his bike and staring at this hotties ass when the fuker hit a pothole and flipped over his bike. He then proceeded to dust himself off, rack his bike, and then follow the hottie into the Biology building.
by Guy Russell (Goo) April 17, 2006
Usually a returned LDS missionary, but one who moves/lives in utah county to party with other Mormons while showing very little interest in moving on to Marriage like what most Mormons do in the Provo-Orem area. A Provo all-star is commonly seen as a male that's anywhere from 18-30 or even older.
Thomas S Monson and other Mormon prophets constantly warn young men of the lds church of becoming a Provo all-star
returned missionary1: any prospects for an eternal companion yet?
rm2: nah, not being married is too easy
rm1: dude your a Provo All-star!
returned missionary1: any prospects for an eternal companion yet?
rm2: nah, not being married is too easy
rm1: dude your a Provo All-star!
by YourBoss801 July 17, 2011
Publicized widely in the magazine "Found", the Yspsilanti All-Stars are a booty rap group from Ypsilanti, Michigan. A poorly-recorded copy of their 1998 demo was submitted to Found magazine, who later distributed it (illegally) as a CD called "The Booty Don't Stop". Notable song titles include "Wave Yo' Booty in the Air" and "It's Booty Time".
by Giarmarco December 27, 2006
A group of over the top internet misfits who live outside the usual conventions of modded forum rules. Started as a small group of banned pariahs from Consumtion Junction, it quickly expanded to encompass most of the posters from multiple forums.
Banned All Stars,free Speech,Internet Forum
by Bag Head March 24, 2007
A person from Reisterstown, Maryland ( Or nearby Owings Mills) that will never make it out. The wild Reisterstown All Star can be recognized by its lack of a job, habit for DUI's, and sustained heroin addiction.
Person 1: Yo dogg, want to move out of your mom's house?
Person 2: Nah man, I'm a Reisterstown All Star.
Person 1: Dude, you should wear a condom so you don't get her pregnant.
Person 2: Nah man, I'm a Reisterstown All Star.
Person 1: Yo homie, use drugs leisurely, don't get addicted.
Person 2: Nah man, I'm a Reisterstown All Star.
Person 2: Nah man, I'm a Reisterstown All Star.
Person 1: Dude, you should wear a condom so you don't get her pregnant.
Person 2: Nah man, I'm a Reisterstown All Star.
Person 1: Yo homie, use drugs leisurely, don't get addicted.
Person 2: Nah man, I'm a Reisterstown All Star.
by DidSomethingWithMyLife July 23, 2012
by Ryan Kipp April 16, 2007
by Lindsay Elle July 17, 2008