Alfonso is a tall guy, who has ZERO Rizzzz. He plays basketball and has crazy hair. He may seem innocent but he is crazy for the women. But because his rizz levels are low things are unfortunate.
by Lebron12345 September 14, 2022
Get the Alfonso Cmug. the best baseball player of all time a chicago cub former yankee national and ranger has an all star game mvp
by soriano January 23, 2009
Get the alfonso sorianomug. Spanish football "stadium" situated in Getafe, a town nearby Madrid, that stadium is known for its poor rates of attendance each match, urban legend says "When someone find a Getafe's supporter at the Coliseum Alfonso Pérez, the world will end"
by AdrianB_ June 6, 2013
Get the Coliseum Alfonso Pérezmug. When a guy sucks another guy's dick, then spits the semen in his ear and licks, then licks his dirty ass, spits the shit on the other ear, and licks it. Meanwhile, the other guy must be moaning a Harry Styles song.
Wow, look at him. I'd love to do him a dirty Alfonso.
He did me a dirty Alfonso. I couldn't stop moaning to "Watermelon sugar".
He did me a dirty Alfonso. I couldn't stop moaning to "Watermelon sugar".
by Heymynameistaken November 22, 2021
Get the Dirty Alfonsomug. by egrfhjsdgfhjasjkd April 5, 2025
Get the gay alfonsomug. Alfonso is a very sexy human being and if you meet him then he’s the best friend you’ve ever had. All his ex’s are toxic but he’s still better than all of their current and future boyfriends because he’s built like a Greek God.
by CremeBrulée August 3, 2022
Get the Alfonsomug. A dark Alfonso is someone that literally hates upon light-skinned mofos** and uses the skin color as dictation on everyday stories or life encounters
Damn Jamal is a DARK ALFONSO his ass just literally looked at someone's skin and said damn he got it better than me I hate being a DARK ALFONSO
by mindmymatterinmattersmind April 26, 2025
Get the DARK ALFONSOmug.