alfonso

fucking handsome has a giant horse cock and will fuck any bitch in sight

look its that nigga alfonso

by user7172888827661 November 21, 2021

Alfonso

sweet, loving, funny, loyal, thoughtful, and understandable.

alfonso is the one for kiera. <33

by eggplant 🍆 November 23, 2021

Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast

The place where I stole the margarine

Yes indeed, here we are!
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the mar-juh-reen
An' widdled on the Bingo Cards in lieu of the latrine
I saw a handsome parish lady
Make her entrance like a queen
Why she was totally chenille
And her old man was a Marine
As she abused a sausage pattie
And said why don't you treat me mean?
(Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me, ooh)
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
(Hah! Good God! Get off the bus!)
Where I stole the mar-juh-reen

Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Oo-oo-wah

by Wicked Uncle Ernie December 25, 2022

Alfonso

Alfonso -

A tall but at the same time short and is very handsome and you need to date him if you ever meet an Alfonso and take him into the bed with you and get butt naked booty bouncing then he will love you he is kind and generous to everyone.

by Peen is good for you November 22, 2021

Alfonso C

Alfonso is a tall guy, who has ZERO Rizzzz. He plays basketball and has crazy hair. He may seem innocent but he is crazy for the women. But because his rizz levels are low things are unfortunate.

Girl: Hey we should hangout sometimes.
Alfonso C: Sure in Bed
Girl: Umm Nevermind.

by Lebron12345 September 14, 2022

Alfonzo

To rub and relieve sore genitalia.

Man I pulled a muscle in my groin at practice, I could use an alfonzo.

by Jalapeno De Aweschomeness January 19, 2009

alfonso

a terrible, annoying person that has no heart and no feelings. don’t trust him what so ever.

this alfonso guy is so rude

by sidneey April 27, 2019