Alorica

The most miserable, unfair, terrible place to work at. It is hated by God Himself

Dude, my fried died today...

what happened?

He got a job at Alorica and then died from being bitched at excessively by stupid people

by northpolesucks October 22, 2008

Lily Aldrin Syndrome

The belief that women and girls can be as demanding, manipulative, or abusive as they please, as long as they put out enough for their significant other. Women who display Lily Aldrin Syndrome will usually flaunt how much they enjoy sex and will use sex to make up for wrongdoings, as opposed to apologizing or changing their actions. Women with Lily Aldrin Syndrome do a disservice not only to the men unfortunate enough to be their significant other, but also to other women because they perpetuate the myth that women to not inherently enjoy or desire sex, usually regarding themselves as the "exception to the rule".

Lily Aldrin Syndrome is named after the character Lily Aldrin in the TV show "How I Met Your Mother". Lily is as emotionally manipulative as Barney, if not more so, but it's okay because she's a woman who likes sex.

Girl: "Yeah, so I got drunk at the party last Saturday and accidentally fucked my boyfriend's hot friend"
Guy: "That's horrible!"
Girl: "It's okay tho, my boyfriend and I had make-up sex and now everything is ok"
Guy (thinking): "That's some Lily Aldrin Syndrome if I've ever seen it"

by TheScreenIsDarkAndFullOfErrors September 15, 2016

Aldrich

A sweet, caring guy who is amazingly smart. Aldrichs are obviously some of the most charismatic, friendly, empathetic, and loving people you will ever meet. Aldrich, YOU ROCK!
:)

person 1; Omg! I love Aldrich! He is sooooooo sooooo smart. I wish i could be as patient as him for just one day. My mom would definitely be happy!

Rob; Ugh, man, aldrich is so freaking smart. Seriously
Bob; Well, at least he doesn't rub it in your face. Right?
Rob; Yeah, he's a great guy...

by geekyfashionfreak!! September 2, 2011

Aldridge Prior

Character from the British comic 'Viz' noted for his incessant lying. For the hard of thinking, the name rhymes with 'liar'.
Anyone who lies to a degree that they have lost grip on reality and actually believe what they're saying.

Someone you work with who never admits to their mistakes. "Oh, off he goes again, yeah, yeah, we believe you Aldridge Prior".

by Arthur Mullard May 24, 2006

alyrica

A smart girl who is funny ,mean,and likes to yell at people and she slays .

Alyrica slay all day .

by Alyrica April 19, 2017

Aldrich

(n)-A handsome, sexy man. Most likely to talk about about his sexiness and his pinoy-ness.

Fred: Look at him hes talking about his sexiness.
Alfred: What an Aldrich! :D

by zombieguy January 20, 2009

Alorica

The Tenth Circle of Hell in Dante's Inferno. Dante refused to talk about this place because he still remembers the incessant whining that tortured him day in and day out, the unachievable goals its inhabitants pursued in vain, and watching people be ensnared into the illusion of a happy paradise while knowing the true terrors awaiting them. It also pays minimum wage forever.

If Wal-Mart, McDonalds, and the strip club don't want you, Alorica will!

by impossiblyPayan May 19, 2016