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Akron Hammer

Preferred nickname of Lebron James, one of the best players in the NBA, coined by the beautiful Michelle Beadle.
The Akron Hammer just put the final nail in the coffin for the Celtics.

For some reason Colin Cowherd won't call the Akron Hammer by his real name and keeps calling him King James. He must be referring to James Worthy I guess.

The Akron Hammer sends it down...WITH AUTHORITY!

We are all witnesses to the Akron Hammer's greatness.
by G Gifford December 24, 2009
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aryonia

A girl that is made for boys who is smart and intellengent and has a lot of boy best friends
That go Aryonia is my best friend
by Someboy122222 May 17, 2018
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Aryonne

She is a great girl. She loves animals. She can be rude at times, but she is honest and caring. She is also very smart. She doesn't know her ideal type, but she will know who the one is when she sees them
Aryonne you have won the spelling bee!
by Flagging posts December 13, 2018
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Akron

The Rubber Capital of the world, former Bowling Capital of the world and at one point the Marble Capital as well. The first city to ever use police cars and the home of the All American Soap Box Derby. Also, Alocholics Annomyous was founded in Akron and the first ever meeting was held in Stan Hywett Hall, home of the Seiberling family (founders of Goodyear). As well as being the home of LeBron James its the meth capital of the US with over 200 meth lab busts last year. Depending on where you live it can be a nice place to live. It is also known as the Rubber City.
You know LeBron James? Well he grew up in Akron, Ohio.
by Kalesi August 8, 2006
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Akron Rubber Shot

While having intercourse in Akron, Ohio, one strains the contents of a post-orgasm condom into the mouth of the woman.
She wanted to taste my spunk, but I already came, so i gave her a Akron Rubber Shot.
by zeriumx October 9, 2008
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Akron Bifocals

The act of strategically placing ones testicles in the eye sockets of an unsuspecting person, while aligning one's shaft directly on top of the person's nose. This act is supposed to represent bifocal glasses and was first practiced in Akron, Ohio.
Jeff: Lebron James is such a douche bag for leaving the Cav's!
Me: If I ever see that nigga im going to give him the akron bifocals!
by What would LBJ do? November 24, 2010
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Akron blumpkin

A derivative of the blumpkin and cleveland steamer, the Akron blumpkin is when a man shits in his partner's mouth while receiving a reach around.
I think i lost 5-10 pounds when she finished giving me an Akron blumpkin.
by The 8th Street Hammer April 11, 2012
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