Cara Aiken

1. Some one who comments on your facebook but deletes it before you read it. Then you receive a notification that this person wrote on your wall, but there is nothing there from them. This type of behavior is a total tease and should not be tolerated.

2.Some vodka and orange juice drinking skank who lives in the tundra and has a suit of armor in her living room and hair balls on her carpet

I got a notification saying that Todd wrote on my wall, but then I looked and there was nothing there from him. He totally Cara Aikened me, what a tease.

by Jorge W. Arbusto April 9, 2009

clay aiken

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay GAY GAY GAY

good god clay aiken is extremely gay

by hawkdude56 April 20, 2005

Aiken X Dora

Aiken loves Dora

Wow look at Aiken and Dora or should I say, Aiken X Dora

by cool dude 12345678900987654321 December 17, 2021

Scott aitkens

if you see this guy RUN HES SO SUSSS

Person a: Yo do you know Scott Aitkens?
Person b: YEAH BRO HES SOOOOO SUS

by Alana Brown February 27, 2022

clay aiken

the biggest joke to come out in the entertainment industry since Richard Simmons.

That hobbit from the Lord of the Rings looks like Clay Aiken

by bonitas June 24, 2006

Arkenstone

The jewel of highest value to the dwarves of Middle-earth. In J.R.R Tolkien's "The Hobbit", the Arkenstone was found by Bilbo Baggins and he took it and traded it to the men near Erebor. In doing so, he incurred the wrath of Thorin and his dwarves, who nearly took Bilbo's head off. Also called the "Mountain's Heart."

"Man, that jewel is almost as beautiful as the Arkenstone!"

by Tar-Palantír August 16, 2011

clay aiken

The only truly successful American Idol contestant who must maintain ambiguity for fear of losing his hardcore fanbase of homophobic fundamentalist Christian females who don’t realize his performances are meant to be done in drag.

Clay Aiken fans like to lie to themeselves

by MrWall September 3, 2007