Fuck A Hat

Term used to tell people to go "fuck off" or to "go fuck themselves"

Dan: "hey Steve wanna borrow my hat?"

Steve: "what for?"

Dan: "Becuase it looks like you need to go and fuck a hat!"

by Nars Boi! July 23, 2017

never put a hat on a bed

Superstition. (Cowboy superstition)

Invokes bad luck, injury, or death.

As seen in 'Urban Cowboy': Never put a hat on a bed

by susanmvh March 15, 2014

i got a hat on

A phrase used for when one person takes a box of triple c pills and then it feels like you got a hat on, but you don't. It's all the blood rushing to your head, real trippy.

Holy shit, I just took a box and a half and it feels like I got a hat on!

by I got a hat on August 8, 2006

Joke in a hat

This is a major insult only used when one has run out of the normal insults and needs something that will incompass all of the other insults into one big one. One can spice things up by substituting other words at the end such as, joke in a hobo's sock, joke in a rabbits ear, joke in a paper bag or even joke in a goats butt crack..ext.

Me- Alvin can i borrow your car tomorrow bro?
Alvin- No man i need it to take my girlfriend to a play.
Me- Your a "Joke in a hat" you dork.

I asked billy bob to come to my ex girlfriends birthday party and that "joke in a sock" said he had to study.

by kBk12 December 9, 2008

Fuck a hat

Another way of saying "go fuck yourself"

Bob: Judy is such a bitch
Tina: She can fuck a hat!

by Taschh October 18, 2015

Funny as a hat full of assholes

Hilarious behavior by one or more persons

They were as funny as a hat full of assholes.

by tomcat at avalon July 19, 2012

Wearing me as a hat

To have someone so far up your ass, they are wearing you as a hat.

"This guy will be wearing me as a hat until I deliver his stuff"

by Parrotti July 22, 2018