Agrestic

Agrestic is the fictional town in which Showtime's hit TV show Weeds takes place for seasons 1-3 with references in season 4. It is said to be in California and a suburb of the Los Angeles area.

It is potrayed to be a generic upper-middle class suburban town with track homes that all look alike.

Through various deals and legalities, Agrestic merged with it's new neighboring town of Majestic (season 3) using Majestic as the official name.

An example of what the town of Agrestic is like would be a PG-13 to R (sometimes NC-17) rated version of Pleasantville's fictional town set present day. Very generic, stereotypical.

by DS0720 April 3, 2009

St. Agnes Academy

An all girls catholic school located on Bellaire Blvd. between Houston's chinatown and ghetto sharpstown. Their academics are a lot harder than its brother school next door. They're obsessed with their head of school and their claim to fame is that girl from Gilmore Girls who went there. If you go to Duchesne, you're basically irrelevant to them, and if you go to IWA, essentially nonexistent. Sorry you didn't get in :) Half of them are super libs and the other half are super conservative, there's not really much in between. They wouldn't be caught dead wearing sperries anymore, they all just wear tennis shoes. Every girl dresses and poses the same way on social media. If you don't have lots of friends on like every social media platform, you're irrelevant. They're obsessed with snapchat, but all they do is send blank selfies. They have a meme page. And a superiority complex. If they're not fish, most of them hate Strake and like all of them hate St. Thomas. A lot of them are misandrists. They love their neon dance. They'll snitch on you to your dean no matter what school you go to. They're the meanest and worst drivers on the face of this earth. You can't forget about the anime girls and lesbians, but they're all chill with each other. They live for talking shit tho #tea. All of them want to go to UT, but hardly any of them get in, so they end up at A&M or LSU. You'll see most of them in the bitchy southern sororities when they go to college.

St. Agnes Academy girl 1: omg a strake boy def wrote the last definition
Stag girl 2: omg sis tru #tea #gotigers

by mintpod March 23, 2019

agrestechaton

a very funny and original tiktok account. their content is usually about miraculous ladybug and the CORRECT opinions

did you see agrestechaton’s newest video?? they never miss

by gumbigib March 11, 2021

Agnes

A very kind and intelligent person, often creative and tireless in reaching set goals. Agnes is also very outgoing and sociable, someone you definitely want to be around!

Agnes, you're holy!

by Giocomo February 3, 2010

Agness

A girl who is a complete angel. She is beautiful in every way, shape or form. She is caring and is nice to everyone. She is the sweetest girl that you will ever meet in your life. She’s a bit shy, but once you get to know her she is amazing. She laughs a lot, is very smart and is always there for you no matter what. She loves everyone and she’s a goddess overall. She does have a side to her that’s a bit unusual, but in a funny way. She will help you if you need it, she will make you laugh if you’re upset and she will do anything possible for you to put a smile on your face. She doesn’t deal with people who are fake or unloyal to her because they don’t deserve her. She may get in drama every now and then, but she’s always unbothered by it. Everyone deserves someone like her, except for those who chose to be fake.

“That girl is so sweet. She knew I was having a bad day and tried to make me laugh and smile in every way she could. She is such an Agness.

by SweetLikeCandy87 April 22, 2018

AGOBS

American God/Godess of Bull Shit. They are able to bull shit entire crowds in a single statement. They are the superheros of BS. Able to one up the one uppers. They might bartend, they might play rugby, they might hop in a truck. They are giants and if you don't watch yourself they will step on you. When they party they make the rockstars look like the groupies.

That Agobs has to be the craziest mofo around here.

by Keithius Agobs March 23, 2010

agnessa

A beautiful young soul, that is waiting for her right soulmate. Cares for others more than she cares for herself. Who keeps everything she feels inside, and acts out the worst on the outside.

I met this girl that acted just like an Agnessa.

by JH33 July 3, 2010