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Agrestic is the fictional town in which Showtime's hit TV show Weeds takes place for seasons 1-3 with references in season 4. It is said to be in California and a suburb of the Los Angeles area.

It is potrayed to be a generic upper-middle class suburban town with track homes that all look alike.

Through various deals and legalities, Agrestic merged with it's new neighboring town of Majestic (season 3) using Majestic as the official name.

An example of what the town of Agrestic is like would be a PG-13 to R (sometimes NC-17) rated version of Pleasantville's fictional town set present day. Very generic, stereotypical.

Agrestic by DS0720 April 3, 2009

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agrestechaton

a very funny and original tiktok account. their content is usually about miraculous ladybug and the CORRECT opinions

did you see agrestechaton’s newest video?? they never miss

agrestechaton by gumbigib March 11, 2021

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agrostic

a word used to describe someone’s actions in a bad way, this can basically describe anything in a “ah that sucks” form

Fuck you Ben your so AGROSTIC

agrostic by shmucker May 26, 2020

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arresticide

Arresticide
1) To die from injuries incurred while being arrested

2) Stage name used by spoken word artist Bdawg602

Arresticide is suspected in the death of Bob Carson after an altercation with Seattle Police.

arresticide by Bdawg425 June 12, 2018

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bryan agresti

Bryan agresti is a sweet, very smart, really caring and absolute amazing guy. He might make a mistake every here and there but he’s always very sorry. They know when they made s mistake or are being to annoying. They might be perverted and inappropriate but it’s just life. They like to be gamers and good at sports and do what they can to help out. They do get mad easily though so don’t piss them off.

girl: “Dude bryan agresti is an absolute god and hes really hot i think i love him”
girl 2: right! holy sh*t dude I can’t stop staring omg

bryan agresti by yolo does not mean he stupid April 11, 2019

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agrostic

A combination of the words "agnostic" and "aggravated".

"I DON'T KNOW WHETHER JESUS IS REAL!" The agrostic man bellowed at the Jehovah's Witnesses.

agrostic by auspicious_night August 1, 2009

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agrestechaton

my idol 🥺 is very pretty and smells like cheese! 🥺🥺

she smells like my rat's corpse
haha, u must be thinking of gedo3ali.gedo!
oh sorry I thought we were talking about agrestechaton

agrestechaton by Psychu October 5, 2021

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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