ackermankitten

The most down bad Levi simp I’ve ever seen. Honestly could make ur day tho, but with all luv ur crazy bitch 😝

Ackermankitten’s husband is my pee paw

by Munchka2006 June 11, 2021

Acarophilia

Sexual arousal from the action of scratching or being scratched.

I like to practise acarophilia, the feeling of a touch being deeper and harder is very pleasurable for me.

by Kirstquad September 11, 2012

Aakarshan

A rare animal-skilled, talented, over qualified most of the times. Also known as "the guy with a big nose", cute though. He's the kind of puppy everyone wants to pet, hah, but you're lucky of you get one. He's smart, he's famous, he's high maintainance. Don't get me wrong, he's like that last slice of pizza- you'll be the happiest if you get it, you'll want it but you can't have it.
Basically just perfect. Hah. Lucky me.

Guy1- I wasn't selected for the job, I'm over qualified according to them.
Guy2 - So you are the AAKARSHAN hah

by Perfection101meow October 20, 2018

acartohygieiophobia

(n.) The morbid fear of running out of toilet paper. From the Greek, literally "absence of paper for hygiene purposes, fear of."

An abnormal and persistent concern about the possibility of being without toilet paper at the vital moment. Highly variable in severity, can range from merely accumulating and storing excessive supplies of toilet paper to at the most extreme end, a need to stock up "just in case" every time the person goes past a shop, even though the house is already full of the stuff.

Milder forms of toilet paper anxiety not fulfilling criteria for the full-blown disorder include obsessions with whether the paper comes off the roll from the top or underneath, and changing rolls around when they are on the "wrong" way.

(adj) acartohygieiophobic

My acartohygieiophobia is playing up today - had to buy a Super Saver pack of 24 rolls again.

She's acartohygieiophobic - did you see her checking out all the rolls in the stalls before choosing one?

by Elizabby September 22, 2010

Aakarsh

Oh my god he is the most attractive mf in the entire world. Looks like a greek god but is a big softie on the inside. Is fiercly loyal and has the jiu jitsu skills to back it up. If you find yourself an aakarsh then you're lucky af. If he also happens to be part of the simp church Stuff and Things you have found the original, the fking incredible, the deity who graces you just because you are in his presence. Be sure to burn a marshmallow every time you eat one as an offering to him, or he will strike you down with his wrath. Anyways, to sum it up, HOT af, Nice, smart enough to do complex galactic calculus, and just overall an absolute g.

dude: Bro, is that an AAKARSH?!?!??!?!
dude 2: yeah it is I somehow breathe the same air as him

by bonbons69 December 2, 2020

Ackbar

A muppet operated by a team of migets that was in the 3rd Star Wars movie. Looked like a fish and had his own ship. Basically answered the question "What if James T. Kirk had been a carp?" Also had a voice that was reputed to be a poor imitation of Sean Connery. His two good lines are frequently used in situations between grunts (who are Star Wars geeks) where the command has totally bunged things up.

"It's a trap!"

And to a lesser extent-

"It's no use, General Calrissian, our crusiers can't repel firepower of that magnitude!"

(And yes, I am quoting this from memory. That's just sad)

by Triscuit July 12, 2004

ackbarphobia

(n) The fear that everything everywhere is somehow a trap.

The systems are operational! It wasn't just ackbarphobia! It's a trap!

by LCalrisian October 23, 2011