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achilles 

an achilles is anyone who is a true fighter, someone who is always couragous no matter what the odds. an achilles will stick up for his mate in any fight and defend what is right with all his strength and skill. An achilles is also able to lead people like a hero.
that guy is such an achilles, he just fought off three bikers who stole his lady's handbag. he kicked there sorry asses!
achilles by filthy gee April 8, 2006
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Achilles 

Achilles is a person you can always trust, they’re loving and often extremely funny. If you’ve ever met one, you’ll know that Achilles can make anyone laugh, and is a delight to be around. Despite all this, Achilles probably has depression, anxiety or some other underlying shit, cause although they make people happy, they can’t seem to figure out how to make themselves happy.

Achilles is often a huge nerd, and knows a lot about weird stuff, but mostly thinks Greek mythology is pretty epic and has probably picked the name for themselves cause of the old Greek myth. Unless they took the name from the movie Troy, Achilles is great :)
Oh and like 99% of the cases they’re gay or trans
Person A: hey, is that Achilles?
Person B: yeah I heard they’re really fun to be around!
Achilles by Solace_ January 4, 2022

Achilles goblin 

Goblin that hides under bleachers or any other object that leaves a space for your heel and slices the tendon on your heel
The Achilles goblin sliced my Achilles heel and I couldn't find him

Achilles in his tent 

When a big member of anything refuses to work because of some petty dispute.
Achilles during the Trojan War, in the Illiad:
Agamemnon: BlahblahblahI'm king blahblahblah.
Achilles: Oh my Zeus shut up! *skulks off to tent*
Greeks:*die horribly*

"Jill and Jack couldn't agree on what color was the best, so Jill refused to participate in the PFD. What an Achilles in his tent!"
Achilles in his tent by Eurylochus November 8, 2009

Achilles 

Achilles was a Greek warrior in the Trojan war. He liked to have gay anal sex with his cousin, Patroclus. This means that Achilles was not only one of the first gays, but also history's first redneck. One day, Hector, some Trojan dude, killed Patroclus. Achilles was pissed off and challenged Hector to a duel. In the duel, Hector slipped on one of Achilles' tubes of anal lube and got a concussion and died. Achilled then tied Hector dead body to the back of his chariot and rode it around the city of Troy and back to the Greek camp, where he had violent homosexual sex with it. As you could imagine, Achilles liked 'em messy. Anyway, a few years later, Troy had this foreign exchange student from Ethiopia named Memnon. Achilles killed Memnon because he was racist and was actually the first person ever to say the n-word. A while later, Achilles was shot by this guy Paris in a manner similar to how Lawrence King was murdered in California. The Day of Silence 1200 BC was dedicated in his honor.
Achilles was definately a raging homosexual

What kind of bitch dies from getting shot in the heel?

Hector would kick the shit out of Achilles, the only reason Achilles won was because Hector felt bad for hitting a homo
Achilles by Konages April 11, 2009

Achilles ball-sack 

refers to guy whose only weakness is is scrotal area.
Guy 1: Dude, Molly will fight you!
Guy 2: Hell naw! She fights like a hamster! Can't touch me! 'Cept if she goes for my balls....
Guy 1: Haha gotta protect that Achilles ball-sack!

achilles-patroclus 

The famous gay love between the Greek soldier Achilles and his comrade Patroclus. Achilles tried to kill Homer to avenge Patroclus' death.
Refers to any gay love between to cool dudes.
Man, Steve and Kevin are way to badass to be gay!
No dude, they have an achilles-patroclus thing going on.
achilles-patroclus by CCloud November 14, 2013