Ass-assination

When a donkey dies.

Maury Povich: Oh no, my donkey died.

Oprah: Damn, man. Ass-assination is always tough.

by GenericSusan19 October 12, 2017

I am abomination

A band full of overweight cocky assholes who do nothing but self-promote on myspace and smoke weed.

Dude, the singer of I am abomination is trying to have sex with that 13 year old over there.

by dudemancore19 April 5, 2009

assination

to extensively abuse one with the bare ass of the assailant, therefore causing the victim to endure the true effect of incomprehensible disrespect

A mega assination took place when Nick's entire ass engulfed the whole face of the unsuspecting Matt.

by Andrew T. Word August 29, 2005

abomination

An ignorant hateful doctrine that turns parents against their own children and supports discrimination against a minority group of human beings.

Preaching that homosexuality is not natural is an abomination that has caused an unholy plague of shame, depression, suicide, intolerance and violence to criss-cross my country.

by STR8 against H8 March 30, 2009

Abomination

The part of a mans body that a woman is intrested in touching during scapegoating.

Hey! Do you wanna touch my abomination.

by Abomination101 January 20, 2010

Ass Abomination

Someone who looks so fucked up that no one can stand to look at them and they are extremely obese; usually have an over-sized ass.

Whoa, that guy is so fucking ugly, I'd say he's an Ass Abomination.

by Bob Zeber December 28, 2010

Abstination

When you’ve lost your sex life through being a poor specimen of a human being at that point in time, and now you boast about abstination because you got the word wrong, but basically it means you have to abstain from sex because you can’t get any anymore anyway and instead you now practice lots of masturbation… i.e. Abstin-ation. Stinger for you friend!

“No, to be honest, I’m very good these days, and I practice abstination.”

by TellItLikeItIsLass August 22, 2021