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Abseiling

The male act of masturbating your pork sword whilst slyly fingering your own bum hole. Its has an uncanny resemblance to the mountaineering activity of abseiling.
fellow 1: Dad?!!?? what are you doing?
fellow 2: Son, Im abseiling.
fellow 1: I can see that. but why in my room??
by DuncanH June 25, 2009
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abseiling

the act of self abuse whilst simultaneously inserting a dildo in your arse thus recreating the motion of a climber descending a cliff
Jim was speechless when he came into the office to find Ronald abseiling on his desk
by marcus and gaz August 20, 2003
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April (Abril) is the best person LIKE EVER <33
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Abriella

She is the bestfreind you can find. She is loyal and never gives up. She usually dates boys named Jacob,Elijah, or daniel. She is the best volleyball player.
Jacob: yo she cute.
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Elijah: ( walks up to Abriella and kisses her) you babe let's go I think those guys are checking you out.
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Areily has that smoking body .

Areily is the best girl to call yours
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abdeil

A strange person who usually crushes a lot and tends to be a hoe. When they love something they are determined to get it and if he likes you(I speak from experience) RUN. They will never ever leave you alone but are good people and will do whatever it takes to not be alone.
Oh great... here comes Abdeil, duck and maybe he won't see you.
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