Astronomical Rap Facts

The GOD of twitter.

"Did you see the new Astronomical Rap Facts tweet?"
"Yeah it was an absolute banger!"

by Astronomical Rap Facts May 29, 2021

astronomical value

The value of someone or something on an astronomical level. It measures how much value one holds in the universe. The secret behind finding your astronomical value cannot be shared with nerds like you.

Lily: "Hey what's my astronomical value?"
Paula: -4
Graham: NERD!!!

by BROSKI_IN_DA_HOUSE April 11, 2022

The Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler

The act of sex between two gay men in which one man pours a large bottle of vodka into the other man's anus. The man without the vodka then proceeds to rub mud over the other man's asshole, using the mud as lube, and begins to fuck the man without stopping, until all of the vodka has drained onto the floor. Both men are only allowed to say and/or moan banana throughout the whole process. The two men then proceed to lick up all of the vodka that is now on the floor, and are not allowed to leave until all of the vodka has been licked up.

"So have you fucked yet?"
"No, but when we do, he said he'd let me do the Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler."
"Damn, now I'm jealous."

by FockingCabbages June 14, 2018

arsetronomical

being an arse of astronomical proportions

he ridiculed his wife in front of all the friends, he is really arsetronomical

by Angling Addict June 27, 2012

astronomical odds

Odds predicting extremely unlikely results or events, like rainfall in deserts, or odds predicting one particular result among countless (an astronomical amount of) other possibilities, e.g., a lottery.

The astronomical odds predicting the remote chance of a meteorite crashing into your home are no cause for concern.

by Kurapika June 12, 2014

astronomicalofugus

an enormous or inconceivably large poisonous fish

The solution to David Draven's hang man puzzle is "astronomicalofugus"

by Matt Norwood December 17, 2003

Astronomical Epic Win

When even saying "epic win" is an understatement.

*After seeing a friend do 7 backflips off a jump, jumping off his bike, swinging on a vine, kicking off a tree, getting back on his bike in midair, and pulling a wheelie on the side of the cliff to the bottom while a rock slide chases him.

And he lands it.*

Person: *speechless*... ASTRONOMICAL EPIC WIN!!!

by Lol-a-rama November 3, 2009