Cold Ass Pilgrim

White boy that defies all athletic expectations. Speed and athleticism defy all preconceived notions of how he should perform. Gains respect through hard work and humbleness yet will destroy ankles and stereotypes.

Him: You see Kade out there bust that 60 yarder and wreck that safeties ankles?

Me: yeah he’s a cold ass pilgrim

by Dustocrat June 7, 2021

Cold Ass Riding

A Lifestyle. The famous words spoken in a Brandon Buckingham video, cemented as the greatest motto of all time.

mayo mullen: what is your lifestyle ?? i need to leach

Cold Ass Riding🙏🕊️

by spaghetti-foreskin May 4, 2024

cold ass beer

The preferred temperature of a beer ice cold

DAMN! I want me a cold ass beer.

by HenTyler November 1, 2021

ASS COLD

Ass cold is a term which describes the degree of coldness. If anythings described as "ass" then it's the most intense. Less intensive coldness can be described as "butt cold" , "dick cold" or just "cold" however, "ass cold" is the worst of them all.

I don't want to go anywhere today, it's ass cold outside.

by Bailmaninmo January 1, 2019