ashton kutcher

An ugly white-bread loser who only got famous cuz he's bangin that old chick

What's up with his retarded looking haircut anyway, makes him look like a little kid

by kelly kapowski April 18, 2005

Ashton Kutcher

A young hot guy that loves the old hot ladies who are close to his moms age.

Ashton Kutcher could have had Britney Spears but he went for Demi Moore instead.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

ashton kutcher

Ashton is only famous for his looks. He is not funny and people that think he is funny should rot in hell.

Ashton is a fag.

by Jenny July 03, 2004

ashton kutcher

One of the worst actors ever. He can't act and all his movies/telivision shows have been flops (except that 70s show)

Ashton Kutcher is one dumb fuck

by Idiot Paranoia June 29, 2004

Ashton Kutcher

Cocaine. Names of white people such as Justin Beiber and Miley Cyrus allude to the drug Cocaine.

Wipe your nose, stop fucking with Ashton Kutcher

by UltimateRuffles October 29, 2019

Ashton Kutcher

Hott...awsome actor n just an awesome Guy for my friend megan!!

Ashton is the best guy ever!

by Brooke September 15, 2004

ashton kutcher

gorgeous man who has great hair and a sexy body

i am mrs. ashton kutcher so back off :)

by juney cromer August 02, 2007